jefequeso: Thanks all for the suggestions. I didn't end up watching a movie (played a crap ton of Binding of Isaac instead... and the fact that it doesn't disturb me emotionally is probably a bad sign), but now I've got plenty of ideas for later.
GoJays2025: Should have went with Troll 2 instead. One of the most entertaining movies ever.
oh, I know. I've seen it.
Horrible HORRIBLE ending, though. Bad enough that it kinda ruined the fun for me.
da187jimmbones: 13 Assassins, The African Queen, Archer, Assault on Precinct 13 (original), The Aura, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, A Boy and His Dog, Cave of Forgotten Dreams, The Chaser, Contact, Delicatessen, Die Hard 1-3, Escape from New York, From Dusk Till Dawn, From Paris with Love, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Hobo with a Shotgun, Home Movies, I Saw the Devil, Interview with the Vampire, Ip Man, Iron Man 2, Jet Li's Fearless, King of the Hill, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and it's sequel Lady Vengeance, Law and Order Criminal Intent seasons 1-5 only, Let the Right One In, Lethal Weapon, Lone Hero (might be exactly what you're looking for), The Man from Earth, The Man from Nowhere, The Man Who Wasn't There, Mary and Max (another great choice), Memento, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (bunch of episodes), Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, Parks and Recreation, Pi, Quantum Leap, Red State, RoboCop, They Live, Timecrimes, True Grit (both), Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Videodrome, The X Files.
If any of the above are dubbed or in the wrong aspect ratio, then I cancel my recommendation. Dubbed = fucking shitty :(