Posted October 10, 2009
CaptainGyro: I have a dilemma very similar to this. I just received a $50 bill as a gift. Problem is I can 't stand the thought of being acquainted with anything that endorses Ulysses S Grant or his likeness. I just plain don't like the dude.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
Obviously you should enchant the bill with a voodoo curse so that Ulysses S Grant's health is tied directly to your $50 bill. Once you've done this you place it in a safe and wait. If such a time ever occurs that he rises from the dead as a zombie, you can simply burn the bill and kill him without putting yourself at risk... at least that's what I would do. :)