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Posted October 06, 2013
Dungeon Siege-In the Name of the King Analysis-

King is in bed when court Physician gives analysis

Ray Liotta has poisoned the king

Sallah gives analysis-"He's been poisoned alright. And the funny thing is that judging by his erection he's been poisoned by a level 18 GAY MAGE"....

Guard-"What kind of magic is that?"

Sallah-"The worst kind. Enchantment spells up the ass and around the corner. You must fight it with a leap of faith. Ask a really hot bitch to have sex?"

Guard-"I am confused."

Sallah"-Then you too will be gay in a week."

I had to be right about the analysis. Ray Liotta was a gay mage in that movie. His voice was sinister and his servant was gay too. So maybe he had a few levels of jester thrown in there too.

Does anyone think the multi class levels were different or did I hit it?
Post edited October 06, 2013 by valdaintheking
Posted October 06, 2013
What about that one guy, the Jason Statham jaw-man?
Posted October 06, 2013
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ShadowWulfe: What about that one guy, the Jason Statham jaw-man?
He's a level 5 peasant and a lvl 15 reaper. Reapers wield any weapon and are especially deadly with farm equipment. He can pluck out your eye and then sell it on the black-market. They are especially deadly when around harvest season. They fight stronger when in certain circumstances. Even drizzt couldn't best mr clean when he is in his prime. He had a +4 scythe that he wielded. So he's like Sarevok.

Reapers don't like rats and animals that destroy crops. The more crops that are present the stronger he is. I bet Obould Many Arrows would have a tough time taking stat ham when he is on his farm.
Post edited October 06, 2013 by valdaintheking
Posted October 06, 2013
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ShadowWulfe: What about that one guy, the Jason Statham jaw-man?
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valdaintheking: He's a level 5 peasant and a lvl 15 reaper. Reapers wield any weapon and are especially deadly with farm equipment. He can pluck out your eye and then sell it on the black-market. They are especially deadly when around harvest season. They fight stronger when in certain circumstances. Even drizzt couldn't best mr clean when he is in his prime. He had a +4 scythe that he wielded. So he's like Sarevok.

Reapers don't like rats and animals that destroy crops. The more crops that are present the stronger he is. I bet Obould Many Arrows would have a tough time taking stat ham when he is on his farm.
This actually my first film from Uwe Boll, and man the characters were just talking gibberish in my ears, also why make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? Was that game even that popular enough to warrent a film?

Making a film out of this game makes as much sense as making a film out of Battleship.
Posted October 06, 2013
Wasn't that the film that Uwe Boll guy made?
I've been meaning to watch it through, but damn its CGI is bad. From what I recall, they even use CGI blood
Post edited October 06, 2013 by FantasyNightmare
Posted October 06, 2013
I liked it. I thought Liotta was ridiculously over the top, in a good way.
Posted October 06, 2013
Ron Perlman was in it. That pretty much warranted a watch from me. Even knowing how terrible it was probably going to be, being that Uwe Bowl was at the helm.
Posted October 06, 2013
It got an even more obscure sequel:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

And that just sounds so damn stupid and awful that I really want to see it.
Posted October 06, 2013
I didn't realize there was Dungeon Siege movie. Bless this forum.


The name Uwe Boll popped into my head as soon as I saw this thread. Upon further reading and searching; how in the hell this guy keeps getting these deals is beyond me. Yes, he made Rampage, but still.
Post edited October 06, 2013 by the_bard
Posted October 07, 2013
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BlackMageJ: It got an even more obscure sequel:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

And that just sounds so damn stupid and awful that I really want to see it.
The 3rd movie of dungeon siege is in the works, fyi
Posted October 07, 2013
Wow 60m $ budget..
Posted October 07, 2013
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the_bard: I didn't realize there was Dungeon Siege movie. Bless this forum.

The name Uwe Boll popped into my head as soon as I saw this thread. Upon further reading and searching; how in the hell this guy keeps getting these deals is beyond me. Yes, he made Rampage, but still.
I think he uses some German govenment grant thing or whatever.
Posted October 07, 2013
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Elmofongo: This actually my first film from Uwe Boll, and man the characters were just talking gibberish in my ears, also why make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? Was that game even that popular enough to warrent a film?
It was pretty much Boll's attempt to cash in the tails of Lord of the Rings. I think the reasoning was: need a fantasy franchise -> what's cheap, but known? -> games -> Dungeon Siege -> caching.

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valdaintheking: The 3rd movie of dungeon siege is in the works, fyi
and each of them has had a smaller budget than the previous one. Boll's just churning out cheap rubbish these days, in the past it was at least expensive rubbish.
Post edited October 07, 2013 by tomimt
Posted October 07, 2013
Also, Shaggy from the Scooby Doo movies was in the Dungeon Siege movie. He was a very annoying spoiled brat prince that spit all over everyone whenever he talked.
And of course John Rhys Davies with that booming voice of his and I'm still a little pissed at him for leaving Sliders.
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