Posted December 07, 2011
Chaser.
I don't think many people play Chaser for its story, but as long as the stinking cutscenes were (and as awesome as they could look sometimes) I couldn't help pay attention to it. I even found it interesting. Until the stupid end. Here's an abridged version of the ending:
Bad Guy Boss: "Oh, you aren't really who you think you are. You are actually a guy who was on our side, but then we did something, so you thought you were on the other side. So since you're really on our side, go ahead and kill the Good Guy Leader, even though you've been helping him for a long time and remember him better."
Guy-who-isn't-really-who-he-thought-he-was: "..." BLAM! Kills Good Guy Leader.
Bad Guy Boss: "Mwahahahaha! We win. Yo. All right, kill the Guy-who-isn't-really-who-he-thought-he-was."
Game over.
I don't think many people play Chaser for its story, but as long as the stinking cutscenes were (and as awesome as they could look sometimes) I couldn't help pay attention to it. I even found it interesting. Until the stupid end. Here's an abridged version of the ending:
Bad Guy Boss: "Oh, you aren't really who you think you are. You are actually a guy who was on our side, but then we did something, so you thought you were on the other side. So since you're really on our side, go ahead and kill the Good Guy Leader, even though you've been helping him for a long time and remember him better."
Guy-who-isn't-really-who-he-thought-he-was: "..." BLAM! Kills Good Guy Leader.
Bad Guy Boss: "Mwahahahaha! We win. Yo. All right, kill the Guy-who-isn't-really-who-he-thought-he-was."
Game over.