Hi,
Since there was so Montyspeak going on in the Original War .... gone thread.
I thought how's about I started this thread.
Post your Monty Python references here which you use in social interactions such as these.
For me every time someone mentions either a coconut or a swallow I ask what the average speed is of an unladen swallow. Hoping their reply is a certain question, which most of you have guessed by now.
For the answer to those questions, check this link
Now post yours. Nudge nudge

Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean??
It's only a model - for everything...
I make my own impression of the "Yay" cheer as seen in Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
"I'm not dead yet!" when someone attempts to wake me.
"I'm getting better"
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
watery tart is always useful.
I hum "Brave brave Sir Robin' sometimes.

I am also one of the ministers at the Ministry of Silly Walks....

Why not? I have a cat licence.

I've been known to recite large blocks of the show for practically no reason whatsoever. I pretty much quote anything from that or dr who whenever there's an appropriate opening

Anytime someone shows me something, whether it is a car or an actual model, I feel the irresistible urge to reply "It's only a model". It's a goodbad habit of mine...
And when someone is telling me of some *minor* tragedy I always reassure them that worse things happen at sea,..

ERIC THE HALF BEE!

Or the half not bee.
I've also been known to whistle this randomly

I forgot to mention I've got this thing with a good friend of mine that in the middle of nowhere one of us starts humming the epic music of Quest for the holy grail.
And my dad sometimes says out of the blue Camargue, also out of the holy grail.

He cannot be philosophically ...

It's on some TV ads in Hong Kong.

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Shrubbery!

BURMA!

In response to minor insults, or just craping about:
I fart in your general direction, sir!