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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/top-5-with-lisa-foiles

Lisa Foiles is smokin' hot.

I'm not usually one to be attracted to young shapely blonds with big eyes and sweet lips, but this sweet little muffin is sexy and adorable. I'm usually more into barrel shaped women who stand under five foot and swing an axe. But Lisa is just plain awesome.

Too bad she's useless.

Her Top 5 show at The Escapist might be the single least interesting video blog on the site. I actually miss I Hit It With My Axe after watching Top 5. Clearly, they saw a geeky babe with a quirky personality and said, "wow... nerds will love her... let's think of something we can have her do."

So they thought for a minute, then someone said, "No, let's not think. Just put her in tight pants and have her list stuff."

What a missed opportunity.
Putting a hot blonde on video listing top X whatevers is a desperation move, used when site visits begin to wane. It's a tactic designed to draw in traffic from the WWW's majority demographic.
I saw an ad for that last time I was there watching Zero Punctuation and was literally unable to click it because I would have felt like a schmuck. I'm in my 30's now dammit, I need more than hot babes to draw my attention!
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predcon: Putting a hot blonde on video listing top X whatevers is a desperation move, used when site visits begin to wane. It's a tactic designed to draw in traffic from the WWW's majority demographic.
wether forecast from some bosnian television
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzaxrKaNaj0

sad but exciting at the same time, lol
Post edited April 07, 2011 by dr.zli
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StingingVelvet: I saw an ad for that last time I was there watching Zero Punctuation and was literally unable to click it because I would have felt like a schmuck. I'm in my 30's now dammit, I need more than hot babes to draw my attention!
Hot babes on hot babes?
Top 5 lists in general are all about ratings (or web traffic in this case). Obviously having a pretty woman presenting these lists just drives that point home. It's all pretty cynical really.
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StingingVelvet: I saw an ad for that last time I was there watching Zero Punctuation and was literally unable to click it because I would have felt like a schmuck. I'm in my 30's now dammit, I need more than hot babes to draw my attention!
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GameRager: FUK YEAH! We manly men need babes AND BEER!....or babes and guns even!
Or even better, Macho Women with Guns!!!

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macho_Women_with_Guns[/url]
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GameRager: Also ever notice that some sex/etc based top lists almost always NEVER have the pic shown in the preview thumbnail in the list pages, or anything nearly as hot really.
I can't say I have. Which means I've been doing a better job of avoiding these lists than I thought.
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dr.zli: wether forecast from some bosnian television
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzaxrKaNaj0

sad but exciting at the same time, lol
Are they into transvestites in Bosnia then?