After the Silencer killed every man in the room, except one he walks up to him.

The Survivor asks him: What do you want?

Calmly the Silencer removes his helmet and answers : I want ...
A SHRUBBERY!!!

Sorry could not resist to post that one.

"I need a bigger gun"

Silencer takes off his helmet to reveal...

Vagabond!

"Poop."

1) "Me, myself and I - enjoying the silence..."

2) "Man, I need a beer!"

3) "Yep, I'm not a robot"

4) "Wash this please! It was licked by a vagabond..."

5) "I'm getting old..."

6) "My name is Vagabond, James Vagabond"

7) "What are you looking at? Yeah, I'm bald and ugly but this is our little secret... <bang> errrm... my little secret actually"

8) "Well, I have to shave from time to time..."

It would be great. I mean.. Those bastards.. All, good.

somedody won..it's good but we are legendary bastards.

I did what i did.. suck bios and be legendary. =)

I really bought but that dude owned many things.
And breath of fire.. that was nice one. =)

"I can't breath in this thing!"

I couldn't hold to only three. Five are going out right now!

The five winners this time are:

Pinky69
Fuzzyfireball
kodeen
stoicsentry
affenkopf

This doesn't mean entries already posted are "disqualified." You still have a chance to win when I draw the winners again. Keep an eye out on this thread in the upcoming days for all the winners.

Congrats to the winners!


Here's my entry:

(Silencer removes helmet, points gun)

- Ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?". Well, do ya punk?

More fourth-wall breaking!

The Silencer takes off his helmet to reveal...

He doesn't have a mouth!

"Mmmph! Mmmph mmph!"

After thinking long and hard about how he should proceed, The Silencer takes his helmet in his hands and pulls it off his head. With a frustrated look on his face he says "Screw it! Im just going to buy the frickin game."

My entry #2... :P