Attached you'll find a picture of what is by far the greatest website mascot I have ever seen.
It's a penguin. A blue one. But no ordinary blue penguin. No. This one's sunken eyes and pronounced zygomatic bones give it a gaunt appearance that is oddly contrasted by its double chin. The yellow 'cheese string' eyebrows are the icing on the cake, I'm sure you'll agree.
But enough about that.
What would be GOG's perfect mascot? Describe, or better yet, MS Paint and attach your own abominations to share the horror with us all.
If you want to use a better paint package, remember there are a ton of the buggers freely available here.

Penguin looks like a damn child molester on a meth and crack cocktail :D

I can't think of a reason you'd want to replace them

They always look so sad....

If there must be a mascot, it should be a grizzled old man with long beard and walking stick sayng "Why in MY day..."
Thats half their charm, you just want to give them a cuddle

I want him to be the mascot. He's phat.

If you will pay for his feeding, then I agree.

Fixed for ya. =)

Indeed, despite the vocal similarity, there's a great deal of difference in meaning.

He busts the moves, yo.

...Don't ever say that again. =/

"My name is Gabe and I'm here to say, I love eating waffles in a major way."
"Peace."

What has rap done to you?! What happened to my favorite sarcastic poster???

It's kinda weird how some of you guys take insulting Gabe at every chance you get very, VERY seriously...