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Posted June 12, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: Or baby oil.
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Sirius1911: but after, how is that he didn't manage to pull it off? if he could put it on with a boner without should be probably a lot easier..
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pimpmonkey2382: How would you get it stuck if he DIDN'T Have a boner?
maybe he kinda "curled it" inside the pipe xD
Posted June 12, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: Or baby oil.

How would you get it stuck if he DIDN'T Have a boner?
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Sirius1911: maybe he kinda "curled it" inside the pipe xD
That's as likely as mine being three feet long.
Posted June 12, 2014
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Sirius1911: maybe he kinda "curled it" inside the pipe xD
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pimpmonkey2382: That's as likely as mine being three feet long.
he managed to get it stuck inside a pipe so everything I believe or known in my life is a lie :P
Posted June 12, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: That's as likely as mine being three feet long.
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Sirius1911: he managed to get it stuck inside a pipe so everything I believe or known in my life is a lie :P
Well I won't be putting John Holmes to shame.
Posted June 12, 2014
lol at the end of the article where it says "firefighters were called in to saw it off." they should be more specific! :)
Posted June 12, 2014
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Sirius1911: he managed to get it stuck inside a pipe so everything I believe or known in my life is a lie :P
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pimpmonkey2382: Well I won't be putting John Holmes to shame.
"At the height of his career, Holmes had his penis insured by Lloyd's of London for $14 million. Holmes reveled in claiming he was insured "for $1 million an inch"

Mother of god
Posted June 13, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: Well I won't be putting John Holmes to shame.
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Sirius1911: "At the height of his career, Holmes had his penis insured by Lloyd's of London for $14 million. Holmes reveled in claiming he was insured "for $1 million an inch"

Mother of god
Ahahaha.
Posted June 13, 2014
...and to think, this could have been prevented if he wore a penile guard.
Posted June 13, 2014
This brings too many questions to mind. It's so strange, you'd think the discomfort would cause him to go flaccid, but I guess the blood was trapped as if the pipe were a penis pump.

I could be wrong, but I think forcing out urine would have helped dislodge his member.
Posted June 13, 2014
If it has a hole, at least one man will stick his penis into it.
Posted June 13, 2014
how could he just take a nap when in a situation worse than the Saw films???

or did he *somehow* vigorously dislodge the pipe from the wall
Posted June 13, 2014
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pimpmonkey2382: http://www.edge.ca/2014/06/12/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-pipe-for-two-days-and-his-excuse-is-priceless/

all I have to say is....

ahahahahahahahahahah
this reminds me of

The Camp Stove Incident | Untold Stories of the ER -Youtube video
Post edited June 13, 2014 by Rusty_Gunn
Posted June 13, 2014
I actually laughed so much I didn't laugh at all....?
Posted June 13, 2014
DAMN!!! I told the doctors and the firefighters to KEEP IT QUIET!
Posted June 13, 2014
<...rolling my eyes...>
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