kaotkbliss: If this happens I will be looking forward to a few great 95-98 games, Episode 1 Racer, Rogue Squadron, Phantom Menace to name a few.
LEVEL UP!
Attack UP +1
Defense UP -3
Intelligence UP -45
Wisdom UP -20
Charisma UP -4
Necromancy UP +6000
Necromancy has been maxed out!
You learned Night of the Living Bump!
You learned Advanced Necropost!
You learned Summon Oldest Topic!
You learned Pointless Message!
You learned Illiteracy
You learned Time Immunity
Night of the Living Bump: Brings forth a Lovecraftian horror that reads your thoughts and uses them to post in a random number of relevant topics (up to ten) between two to four months of inactivity.
Advanced Necropost: Allows posting in topics with up to two years of inactivity.
Summon Oldest Topic: Bumps the oldest topic on the board, even if it's locked, at the cost of a permanent loss of 1/3 max health, 1/2 intelligence, 1/4th wisdom, and 20 defense.
Pointless Message: Allows posting pointless messages (i.e. telling people from several months in the past that you would like Star Wars games if LucasArts shows up, as if there was nobody else in the world that shared the same sentiment back in April) with a reduced health loss penalty.
Illiteracy: Allows you to post in a topic without the need to read the posts on the first or last page of a topic. Advanced Illiteracy allows you to post in a topic without needing to read the topic title. Severely impacts intelligence and wisdom by a random amount of points between 200 and 1000.
Time Immunity: Allows you to traverse through the forums with complete ignorance of post dates, as though you were a wandering spirit trapped in a realm through which all time streams coexist. This ability is passive.