How can you be living in a former British colony/conquest (often amounts to the same thing) and be speaking american?

Canadian English, dude. We speak a mixture of British and American English. Sadly, I came from a wonderfully cold place called Vancouver.

So what would that be, "Canglish"?

Englidian???

That sounds like an evil empire from a fantasy rpg

Good luck with that. Make sure to make the anime hair 50 feet (100 meters ) tall and the swords about twice as long.

I think I'll get sued for that...

also include no story, tedious combat and a woman with unrealistically large breasts that sad nerds can cosplay, write fan fiction about or whack off thinking about, depending on their preferences.

You should be fine...that's the standard for most jarpegs (JRPGs), innit?

Isn't that already in some other JRPG? Starts/rhymes with "Spinal".

Or buy a doll depicting that character......ewwww

I think it is in every one of them....

Well yes that is pretty sad but I have to admit to owning a lara croft doll. I didn't BUY it, I got it as a bonus to winning a copy of Tomb Raider Underworld from xbox.com.
2 weeks after I'd gone out & BOUGHT the damned game...
Still sort of sad but she's a good stand for my 360 wireless headset

The question is: Did you fire one off whilst looking at the doll, thinking about the doll, etc. etc.??
That's the fine line ...

No but I DID make jokes about that when I was telling people I'd gotten it. I like walking on lines...