Just being a little OT, a few years ago in Year 7 my friends and I played around with this in ICT and someone put something like [Name of someone we all hate] and Jesus Christ. He didn't know the teacher was right behind him and he ended up with a detention.
That being said, Googlefight destroys lives.

Porn kicks his ass too.
Oh well, looks like i'm going to be spending most of the day trying to find something to beat porn.
Edit: That was quick, but the gentile game of Golf trounces Porn.

What about porn and porn?

Pirates do seem to coming out on top...

Both are massively overrated. Pirates overrated themselves by spreading false stories about their deeds. Ninjas, while highly trained and disciplined, were essentially assassins who carried out the dirty jobs nobody else wanted to do, or even acknowledge. Their nature has been utterly distorted by popular culture. *coughnarutocough*

That's hardly surprising given the comparative absence of music, film and game ninjas.

Fixed!

Or the fact that ninja without the 's' is also considered the plural of ninja.

I didn't know that. Remove the S from both in googlefight and "ninja" clearly wins.

Nothing is better than porn.

Well, something is better than nothing.

Actually, anything is better than nothing.
Which also implies that anything is better than porn. A paradox.

It gets worse, everything is better than anything and next to nothing is better than everything.

Are you sure about the second one?