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Posted August 09, 2009
/me spits his coffee out at the thought of a Youtube series
Posted August 09, 2009
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Afthartos: Why not?

zombies have no inherent fighting skill. their only strength is the ability to surround and smother with numbers. we all know that you cannot surround ninjas--they always have an escape route--and plus they are most efficient against slow enemies like zombies. they would easily massacre any number of shambling undead.
and pirates, well they'd just sail out to sea a short distance and blast the (un)living f*** out of the zombie hordes.
edit: oh you were talking about combination zombie/ninja/pirate? i thought you were talking vanilla zombie versus pirates and ninjas, which is no contest.
Post edited August 09, 2009 by captfitz
Posted August 09, 2009
well zombie-pirate-ninja is still slow stupid zombie so it fails again :P I love undead-theme stuff but I know that zombie (or living impaired how they prefer to be named :P ) would be wasted by awesome pirates... eve sucky ninja :P
btw - Check it :D
Zombie on Gamer Tonight :D
Posted August 09, 2009
Ninjas, because:
"You wanna die, Napoleon?" - "Yeah right... Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?"
-- Napoleon Dynamite
Posted August 09, 2009
The Doctor > Ninja's > Pirates > Zombies.
Posted August 09, 2009
Interesting... interesting...
Posted August 09, 2009
I had this same arguement with my brother awhile back, and while Ninjas was winning, I still sided Pirates because:
A) They have guns
B) Rum, do I need to say anymore
C) They do not fight by the rules, where as the ninjas have a code of honor they must abide by
D) They have awesome hats
E) There is nothing like the spray o' the sea in your face me hearty, argh
F) Pirates were recently on the news for highjacking a cargo ship
Now, ninjas do beat pirates in a number of areas:
A) Stealth
B) Going with the Stealth, they wear black and are quiet, as opposed to noisy sterotypical pirates
C) Shurikens
D) Agile
E) Masters of the Blade
F) THEY ARE LIKE THE F***ING JAMES BOND OF THE ORIENTAL WORLD.
So, six reasons why Pirates rule, and six reasons why Ninjas rule.
I side with PIRATES!!!
Posted August 09, 2009
You realise The Doctor beats Ninja's and Pirates?
Posted August 09, 2009
This made me change to the pirate side.
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Posted August 09, 2009
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kiva: This made me change to the pirate side.

few pages ealier you can see one more picture that will make you sure pirates wins >: ) From this same author ;)
Posted August 09, 2009
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sk8ing667: Actually it's pirate zombie nazi's who are also robots.
I love sxephil.
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TheJoe: We've already established that zombies are not a seperate being.
And anything Nazi fails automatically.

haha
Posted August 09, 2009
It's so subjective. You may as well ask, "Which is better? Heavy metal or country music?"
But since you asked. Ninja's are probably more useful in a given situation, but pirates are cooler. Eyepatches - enough said!!!
Posted August 09, 2009
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Bolwerk: It's so subjective. You may as well ask, "Which is better? Heavy metal or country music?"

heavy metal. fact. but not by much.
Posted August 10, 2009
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Bolwerk: It's so subjective. You may as well ask, "Which is better? Heavy metal or country music?"
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captfitz: heavy metal. fact. but not by much.

LOL... It was just a hypothetical, but I'd say heavy metal too... By a whole lot though, can't stand country!
Posted August 10, 2009
I'll pick the one which isn't heavy metal or country.
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