http://offbeatbride.com/2009/10/lesbian-gamer-wedding
I can't decide if I'm more impressed with the romantic nature of this or with the sheer out of the closet nerdiness of this

Meh, if they were really hot I'd ask them to make out. But they're not.

Gamer nerds wedding, Companion Cube cake, quite cute really.

I'd rather have Ron Jeremy dressed up as Mario at my wedding rather than some stupid cliched cube from a game that people still refer to in 2009.

People still quote from Seinfeld, The Simpsons and who knows what else. I think the Companion Cube is the least of our worries :)

I'm willing to bet that he's already done that. Maybe not at a wedding though. He probably doesn't get invited to many of those.

I quote from 1960s Dr Who and from Shakespeare... Also I thought they were rather cute, portal is still talked abut because it was a good game and I had another point but I forgot it and am too lazy to re-read the thread to jog my memory

Shit, he has.
Wait wait wait, there was a Mario porno? Why wasn't I informed of this disgusting abomination?

Probably so as to ensure that the 'eating the one up mushroom' scene didn't destroy your childhood memories.

Yeah, it's probably for the best. But still, here's a safe for work video that has all the cheesy acting and dialog from that Ron Jeremy Mario porno, so aptly-titled Super Hornio Brothers.
Jeez, they couldn't have thought of a better name, could they?
And in case you're feeling slightly repulsed/disgusted/horny, here's a video of ferrets dancing.

How about gay porn movie "Shaving Ryan's Privates"?

What were you doing?

Rule 34, my friend, rule 34. And if not, rule 35.
That is: if it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't there will be.

I thought the pink haired one was rather hot!