StingingVelvet: First off everything you listed except the last two are for your very first time using Steam only, which for pretty much everyone was 10 years ago when Half Life 2 came out.
I have to have running Steam all the time even with games that are not Steam-only. I can launch very few games without Steam running (old X-com). To launch other games I have to run Steam. I can run it in offline mode, but still, it have to be running.
And I didn't say that Steam is better or worse service than GOG or whatever. I said that it's less convenient than illegally downloaded games.
You don't have to run any client to play them.
You don't need to create any account to play them.
You don't have to turn on any offline mode to play them.
You can install them even when you are offline.
And everyone who likes Steam has it running all the time, that's a non-issue.
Lastly if you listen to his podcast you would know he means Steam. And if you paid any attention to mainstream thought you would know Steam is considered super convenient and beneficial.
And what if I don't like Steam? I use it, because I have to (Steamworks games). I don't like it because plenty of my games do not work abroad. I'm moving out of country soon and I will have to rebuy them even tho I paid full European prices for them. They are worth a lot of money for me and it's all practically lost. Maybe for you Steam is all dandy and shiny, but for me it's DRM service with a regional block, that prevents me from playing my legally obtained games. For the record - I would not post a single whiny topic about Steam, if not Steamworks that forces me to use it.