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Was flicking through an Xbox 360 launch book by XBM and these gems I had to share:
Alan Wake
Release date: 2007
APB
"The title is also due for release on the PC, and is set to ship in 2008 - keep tuned to XBM for further details"
Call of Duty 2
"Call of Duty 2 will probably be the most impressive game you have ever played. Be excited"
Dirty Harry
"The appointment of The Collective to develop is an assure sign of quality"
<Cancelled>
Full Auto
"Making this a serious contender for must-have title"
Gears of War
"Maybe it's a British thing, but we find ourselves being slightly more cynical; it certainly looks great, but a few concerns (such as lack of strategy and the scripted way that only some parts of the environment respond to your gunfire) keep our enthusiasm needle from pushing past 'quite excited' just yet"
GUN
"It will doubtless be a must-have title this Christmas"
Halo 3
"Sony is bricking it"
Indiana Jones
"The most ambitious internally developed game from Lucasarts"
<cancelled>
EGN Issue 137:
"PCs? Who needs 'em! Not when 1999's game of the year hits the PlayStation 2 and SegaNet"
(then followed by lots of text on how each port got neutered from the PC original)
"For a music game where you play guitar, dance or become a DJ, a special controller completes the experience. A wave of gizmos for these games followed the genre's popularity in Japan. Sega's DC Samba de Amigo and its maracas will be the first to come to the U.S.-"
(Stopped right there. The rest goes on to mention Konami's various Bemani titles. Doesn't seem like much nowadays, but remember that this was YEARS before the likes of Guitar Hero and Rock Band showed up-incidentally influenced by aforementioned Bemani games. Missed opportunity much?)
"And 1999 was a banner year for armchair fishermen. That's when fishing controllers were first made available for the home. The jury is still out whether these controllers are fads, but the fact that they are available for the N64, the PlayStation and the Dreamcast, is a good sign that these things will be around for a while."
(Wrong call. I haven't seen a dedicated fishing reel controller made for anything past the Dreamcast, nor games that would even use them. Wiimote + Nunchuk doesn't quite count since it's a general-purpose controller setup that just happens to emulate a fishing reel surprisingly well.)
"Online Console Gaming Is Here!" (referring to the Dreamcast's SegaNet)
(Hardly the first...well, maybe the first if by "online", you mean "through the Internet", which the XBAND modems of yore bypassed. But even then, Sega of all companies should know that. The Saturn had a multiplayer modem in the form of the NetLink that was actually based on the XBAND hardware, but the North American version eschewed the XBAND infrastructure in favor of a direct-dial system, unlike the Japanese version that DID use the XBAND infrastructure. Too bad only like five Saturn games used it, three of which needed specific NetLink-enabled versions, but at least you can still play anyone you can make a phone call to. Can't say that for SegaNet or original Xbox Live titles now, can you?)
EGM Issue #136:
"Without a doubt, the PS2's launch will mark the biggest 24-hour event the games industry has ever seen."
(I'm not so sure about this, with the next generation of consoles out on the market for four or five years already...)
"The truth is the biggest competition is not necessarily traditional competitors like Nintendo, Sega and Microsoft, but rather...seeing a move or going out to play pool...any type of entertainment really, is our competition." (Kaz Hirai on PS2)
(Damn, that's pretty lofty. They looked poised to do that with PS2, but then screwed up when the X360 launched a year early, getting more core gamer interest, and the Wii starts expanding the market at a pace they couldn't have foreseen.)
"Developers and the market have pretty much dismissed Sega. We certainly can't ignore Sony, but Gamecube will perform very well against PlayStation 2. Microsoft has the novelty factor and plenty of money, but no existing customers." (George Harrison)
(How hilarious in hindsight, though it's said that the GCN did outpace the Xbox if you look at global sales, not just US sales.)
"The créme de la créme of Sony's non-HD direct-view TVs, the 36-inch KB-36XBR400 makes everything-video games, DVD or plain old TV-look outstanding. Picture quality alone makes the $2,699 price tag bearable-"
(Stopped reading there. How technology flies...you'd have to be out of your mind to buy a 36" SDTV or even many of today's HDTVs at that price.)
"We have to design our game for some guy in Greece playing on a Pentium 166 so that his old machine gives him a great experience, yet the leatest Intel 1000Mhz machine also needs to get a great experience."
(I get the point, but that spectrum's just TOO broad. Anything that won't choke to death on a Pentium 166 wouldn't really harness a Pentium III 1 GHz, and the latter system would likely start having compatibility issues.)
"Worst Feature: May be too deep for casual gamers" (Ogre Battle 64 review)
(Didn't think you'd hear that being said about a console game, huh?)
"Controls are iffy-even with the mouse/controller combo (and don't even think about playing this game without the mouse)" (Alien: Resurrection PS1 review)
(Hey, check this out! A console FPS with mouse support! I'll have to add this to the list currently only populated by the console ports of Quake III Arena and Unreal Tournament.)
I've probably got more quotes to dig up, though I hate to admit that a flood claimed a substantial portion of my old gaming magazine collection.
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Delixe: Was flicking through an Xbox 360 launch book by XBM and these gems I had to share:
Alan Wake
Release date: 2007
APB
"The title is also due for release on the PC, and is set to ship in 2008 - keep tuned to XBM for further details"
Call of Duty 2
"Call of Duty 2 will probably be the most impressive game you have ever played. Be excited"
Dirty Harry
"The appointment of The Collective to develop is an assure sign of quality"
<Cancelled>
Full Auto
"Making this a serious contender for must-have title"
Gears of War
"Maybe it's a British thing, but we find ourselves being slightly more cynical; it certainly looks great, but a few concerns (such as lack of strategy and the scripted way that only some parts of the environment respond to your gunfire) keep our enthusiasm needle from pushing past 'quite excited' just yet"
GUN
"It will doubtless be a must-have title this Christmas"
Halo 3
"Sony is bricking it"
Indiana Jones
"The most ambitious internally developed game from Lucasarts"
<cancelled>

Thats hilarious... but wait, I thought GUN was awesome.
OXM is by far the most biased, trashiest magazine out there.
Actually, theres also Nintendo Power.
Did you hear about that new one called Dark Forces?
I still remember reading about the awesome-looking Duke Nukem Forever back in 1998 (or thereabouts), and of course all the coverage stated its impending release as fact.
I'M STILL WAITING.
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Arkose: I still remember reading about the awesome-looking Duke Nukem Forever back in 1998 (or thereabouts), and of course all the coverage stated its impending release as fact.
I'M STILL WAITING.

Can't be much worse than TF2 -- oh wait that's out.
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Delixe: Alan Wake
Release date: 2007

HAHAHAHA!
I remember reading old magazines, when they were being released.
One of the oldest reviews I remember is for Miami Vice for the Spectrum. The game looked so cool.
Oh two more I remember, Sim City, I was so excited over the release of the game and I kept reading and reading and reading the review, it took me a couple of months to buy the game for the ST. Great game.
The other was Great Battles of the Atlantic. I didn't have a PC at the time and I was almost shocked by how good the game looked. Ah, to be young again.
Post edited July 18, 2010 by trusteft
Yes.
Yes, it is.
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trusteft: ...

heh, I remember reading System Shock 1 review when i was little, didn't even have a computer back then. It was love at first glance :D
Post edited July 18, 2010 by Fenixp
It's indeed quite a good pastime (I've just re-read some 2008 magazines), and can be really funny (it wrote how cool NFS Undercover was going to be; after its release, the very same 'zine gave voice to its utter disappointment).
Also, reading older entries on online magazines can be hilarious. On a Hungarian site, there's a review of the Empire Earth demo, which states it's quite large with its 100+ MB, it is well worth the download. :-)
Oh, now I want to break out that PowerPlay from 1994 with the actual review of DOOM 2!
I love, that I can't throw mags away.
Post edited July 21, 2010 by TigerPlushie
Hmm.... looks like I'm going to need a bigger case for that 58MB drive.
Here in Hungary, there used to exist a magazine called "576 KByte", which ran from 1990 to 2002. A couple of years ago, they made a complete collection of it in PDF format, which was an insanely neat idea; it can be really funny to read up on old news, from any time in the aforementioned period. Also, I tend to check its reviews for older GOGs :-).
I remember the previews of Earthbound 64.
Gee, at least we got Quest and Hybrid Heaven.
I wish I kept all my old PC Gamers... I am sure there is humor there. Why someone had to bring up that canceled Indiana Jones game is beyond me though... that one hurts.