Empty villages, filthy clothes, and languages.
So here I am, I've just killed twenty-seven goblins and I walk into a village I've never been in before. I've been fighting day and night for several days, I smell like a slaughter house because my one outfit hasn't seen a wash in who knows how long. Does anyone care? No! Because the entire village is completely and creepily empty. No people other than the two shopkeepers. No cats, dogs, geese, chickens, ducks, donkeys, cows, pigs, goats, rabbits, nadda. So I walk up to the only living soul in sight and start an indepth conversation on armour, because apparently everyone in the entire world speaks the same language. In fact, any book I find I can probably read even if it is hundreds or thousands of years old. Remarkably no matter how many times I read the book from four hundred years ago, it never falls apart! Boy, they sure don't make them like they used to.
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Little things, but they bug me sometimes.
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shoveling: Yeah, it always bothers me that Dracula never never goes to the bathroom in video games.
In real life I always attach Draculas on the toilet, because that is the time when they are weak and emotionally distant to loved ones.
Pretty sure I did this right. np
You...
attach vampires to your toilet? How many vampires are just clinging to your porcelain throne? (Sorry, couldn't resist. :P )