Pokabu

Strange, we all went Fire Type.

My daughter picked Snivy, which was fine with me, I went Chikorita in SoulSilver and hated having a grass type in that game (she went Cyndaquil, I should have taken Totodile, a water type would have been a much stronger choice early on, late game I just let my Metagross step on everyone's faces).

Nope.

I liked to place my cow between two buildings and smack it senseless, so that if fell over said buildings, destroyed them, and crushed the poor villagers.
It really made them believe in me.

I used my villagers as food ;)

Of course!! I also taught my cow to randomly set them on fire, and then throw them out at sea.

In fact, that was the only thing I ever managed to teach that stupid cow.

I never name my Pokemon. Maybe I will this time.

When I read the topic name I immediately remembered the Sailor Song from black and white

I picked Snivy; I'm not creative enough for nicknames, though.

As for the old Black & White, I tried to be good, but failed because I couldn't keep up with the needs of those damn greedy villagers...and I was a poor throw...

I was so sad when they drowned :<.