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I'm pretty fuckong wasted.... which means that I am tooi lazy to find the drunk thread... so who wants to marry me?
About time I got a greencard.
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I'm rocking the mutton chjops....that maes me beter than you
I heard it's super fun to pour mayonnaise and ketchup down your pants. You should try it out right now.
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Titanium: I heard it's super fun to pour mayonnaise and ketchup down your pants. You should try it out right now.
Something thells me you are lying sir
Can you cook as well as my current wife?
Are you going to take care of me?
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Roberttitus: I'm pretty fuckong wasted.... which means that I am tooi lazy to find the drunk thread... so who wants to marry me?
Are you drunk enough to hand out free games, or at least a single free AA battery since every single AA battery I own in my apartment has decided to die on the same day and leave me without a mouse?
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Rodzaju: Can you cook as well as my current wife?
OIs your wife a man baby? I can trea you o much better than him
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Titanium: I heard it's super fun to pour mayonnaise and ketchup down your pants. You should try it out right now.
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Roberttitus: Something thells me you are lying sir
It would be super fun for me if you did.

i.e. no lie
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Roberttitus: I'm pretty fuckong wasted.... which means that I am tooi lazy to find the drunk thread... so who wants to marry me?
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QC: Are you drunk enough to hand out free games, or at least a single free AA battery since every single AA battery I own in my apartment has decided to die on the same day and leave me without a mouse?
OH TEH NOWSs. Y\2 the battery storw!!!!!!
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QC: Are you drunk enough to hand out free games, or at least a single free AA battery since every single AA battery I own in my apartment has decided to die on the same day and leave me without a mouse?
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Roberttitus: OH TEH NOWSs. Y\2 the battery storw!!!!!!
Good. Pick me up a 5 year for a 94 Mercury Marquis would you? Mine's dead and won't hold a charge in this miserable cold.
Doesn't sound very straight edge, that..
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Adzeth: Doesn't sound very straight edge, that..
Straight edge is for rulers.
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