sloganvirst: I wonder how long it will be before TheEnigmaticT changes the title. :-)
EDIT: I should really read threads properly. :p
rooshandark8: Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue while others say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest... all we know is, he's not the stig but the Stig's Enigmatic and polish cousin.
I'm slick like Earthworm Jim and I'm cooler than the Pip-Boy
My mad rhymes could drop Duke Nukem 'cause I'm shooting from the hip, boy
They say there's no school like the old school though you' won't hear 'em talk
'Cause in the oldschool classic games speech was text in a box
I'm in tight with homes at Frobozz and I've friends at PTMC
Gorion was my father (not!) and Planescape's like home to me
You can rock your Commodore or be hipster with a Spectrum
But the Good Old Games for PC? They're the best, you must respect 'em.