Wishbone: Welcome back funGoo. Your trolling skills have been missed. We've had some truly amateur trolls try their hand at the craft in your absence. Here's to hoping you'll show them how it's done :-D
There's the problem right there. Trolling is a delicate art. You can't try too hard, you just have to... be. It's about letting your inner asshole out through your mouth. Metaphorically, of course. It's easiest (almost too easy) against prepubescent fanboys, but everyone has their own little thing that you can bring discredit upon to cause them that little twinge of unease. I can't go too much to it or else it'll lose its magic.
Luned: Enjoying that new haircut?
I've had the high-and-stupid cut for the last two weeks. But being follically challenged since the ripe old age of 20, I shaved my head clean as soon as I got back which I've been doing for the last few years. So yes, I am enjoying my haircut now.
EDIT: Oops. Wrong person quoted.