But on lighter side of things, Gary Larson's Hell tends to be pretty cool...

Besides those who "Drive slow on fast lane" I would add "Those fools that flirt with the very rational god of mortality statistics by tailing you far too close and flashing thier lights in unless you drive insanely fast".

Particularly bad in German highways where there is no speed limit, but these types are everywhere... And what do they gain? Maybe 20 seconds, and high blood-preassure, besides meeting with god of road accident mortality.

Hacker: What has Sir Arnold to fear, anyway? He's got all the honours he could want, surely. Bernard: Well, naturally he has his 'G'.
Hacker: 'G'?
Bernard: Yes, you get your 'G' after your 'K'.
Hacker: You speak in riddles, Bernard.
Bernard: Well, take the Foreign Office. First, you get the CMG, then the KCMG, then the GCMG. The Commander of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Commander of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George. Of course, in the service, CMG stands for "Call Me God." And KCMG for "Kindly Call Me God."
Hacker: What does GCMG stand for?

Bernard: "God Calls Me God."

Jesus, Gabriel, and Saint Peter.

For the lulz.

If I were God, why would I want to send anyone to Hell? Why would I create such a place in the first place?

The old god, he's an utter asshole, after all. No one deserves it more.

But, there is no god.

No one because life IS hell.

This.

I just found out there is a black hole behind me. O_o
For the evil people and the wrongdoers.
And Chuck Norris is the supreme ruler :P

I happen to agree with this sentiment, to a degree.

Well it would certainly explain why I lack belief in myself.

If i were God i'd be ashamed at what ive created

What do you mean 'If'?

Of all the versions of hell people imagine, I like Jhonen's the best. In volume 7 of JTHM, when Johnny goes to hell after getting kicked out of heaven, hell looked like the real world. The devil lets the residents create their own hell.

I always need a hug, but not to make myself feel better over the whole god thing.