I won't pay you back.

I won't be your friend.

I won't save your life.

I will never acknowledge your presence.

I will make fun of you.

I will call the cops on you.

I will tell everyone your deepest, darkest secrets.

I'll put a tiger in the backseat of your car.

I'll break in your house and pawn your stuff.

I'll embarrass you in front of your friends.

I'll write a song that insults your mother.

I'll create a voodoo doll in your image.

I'll steal the answers off of your test.

I'll steal your car radio.

The taco in my avatar will eat you.

But atleast i'll have Wing Commander Privateer, and thats what matters in the end right?


(on further note, i got a left over Humble bundle #2 code to trade for the Privateer code, PM if your interested)

I don't like tigers. :(

Heh, are you affiliated with the LulzSec guys in any way? ;)

Just pretend he's Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes. Nope, just pure concentrated evil

This isn't even funny. Buy it yourself.

So buy it?

What have those poor little kitty cats ever done to you?

Putting a tiger in his car would be his therapy then:D

Exactly. He needs to face his fears in order to overcome them.

I believe we just revolutionized the field of psychiatry

Doin' it wrong.

I'm doing it Like a Boss.

If everyone had a tiger in their car the world would be a healthier place. Nobody would drive and more people would take up running. It would be like some kind of panic stricken utopia.

a perfect world built upon fear? Could work:D