So, I'm choosing between Nokia 2730 and Nokia 2700 and don't know a squat about mobiles. Opinions? I mean, about those phones, not about my knowledge. Also, if you know about something better in the same price range, let me know!

I'd take a 2730 - but only for the 3G.

Oh... I thought you wanted advice on what phone to buy, not simply a choice between two Nokia models. I'll just go away again.

Android.
Your previous selection is garbage.

Well of course, send me enough money and I'll buy it, no problem there!
As long as price is right, I'll take anything...

Nokia are overpriced. You can get more features in phones from Samsung and Sony Ericcson for the same price check out the Tocco Lite or W595. That said the 5230 is a really good featured touch screen phone thats not too expensive.

The thing is, some time ago Sony realised their phones were crap, so they decided to get some shares in Ericsson's cell phone division and earn money off them instead.

I recommend the Xperia Pureness by Sony Ericsson.
By now you've probably realized I'm joking.

That sounds more like a tampon than a phone.
Hell, the first few seconds of animation still looked like it would feel right at home...in a tampon commercial.

Well, I'm afraid the price is wrong. I'm an HTC fan too ;-)

You asshole. I was trying to drink water when I read that and now it's equal parts on my screen and in my nose.

A lot of people are without realising it, HTC make about half the phones & PDAs on the planet...