Before I found GOG I didn't get much sexy time because women were put off by my big massive game collection, now all my games are digital it's easy to hide them and I get lots of sexy time. THANKS GOG!

GOG helps old ladies cross the street. How couldn't you love GOG? :P

They also run an orphanage :)

GoG invented puppies and kittens, they are awesome!

Even if the women found out about your GOG collection, they would realise that you are either caring for the old and respected or for the young and vulnerable.

A GOG game a day keeps the voices in your head away.

Yes yes GOG games can be very useful. In keeping people busy and unable to notice other things. while someone plots something that will help in reaching their goals. All of them? Even the one which says, burn it, burn it all?

All of the voices except the one which says, burn them, burn all of the dirty peasants who say "GoG" instead of "GOG".

I love Steam & GOG :P

I get 17% more blowjobs now that I have GOG in my life. Thank you GOG!

It's not an abbreviation / acronym you dirty peasant!

Not anymore perhaps, but that is how it started out and in the hearts and minds of many of the nobility that is how it shall remain!

Good
Old
Games

GOG or gog! Never GoG! Even if you embrace the low-born thinking of the peasants, GoG makes no logical sense!

So... You're complimenting GOG as an enabler of deception ?