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How in the hell is it that there are still new ones being discovered? Is it a result of communication completely cut off from all other nations? Why in the hell did I have to be born in the shitty nation that only has 151 Pokemon? Am I the sole person to leave my home nation? Also, why is it that the Pokemon from all of the various nations that I have been to have baby forms & evolutions of Pokemon that occur from leveling that NEVER seem to be fucking discovered until I have moved on to the next nation? Were all of these Pokemon "Professors" just sitting with their thumbs up their asses while I was off doing the heavy lifting or something?
Pokemon = The Simpsons

the thing exists entirely to make money now, without any regard for the actual quality of the product itself

The Ride never ends
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Roman5: Pokemon = The Simpsons

the thing exists entirely to make money now, without any regard for the actual quality of the product itself

The Ride never ends
What are you talking about good sir? Are you suggesting that the new Pokemon are genetically engineered!? I.... I didn't even know that was possible.... I guess it would make sense though....
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Roberttitus: What are you talking about good sir? Are you suggesting that the new Pokemon are genetically engineered!? I.... I didn't even know that was possible.... I guess it would make sense though....
Are you suggesting that the Simpsons are genetically engineered? I guess that doesn't make any sense...
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Roman5: Pokemon = The Simpsons

the thing exists entirely to make money now, without any regard for the actual quality of the product itself

The Ride never ends
Yet they missed the single biggest opportunity IMO. Pokemon is the only thing that could have come close to pulling the same numbers WoW has, however for the most part it's never left their handheld and it feels too late to even try it now.
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Roberttitus: What are you talking about good sir? Are you suggesting that the new Pokemon are genetically engineered!? I.... I didn't even know that was possible.... I guess it would make sense though....
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F4LL0UT: Are you suggesting that the Simpsons are genetically engineered? I guess that doesn't make any sense...
I'm not suggesting anything besides what I said in my original post, sir. You might want to talk to Roman.
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Roman5: Pokemon = The Simpsons

the thing exists entirely to make money now, without any regard for the actual quality of the product itself

The Ride never ends
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Cormoran: Yet they missed the single biggest opportunity IMO. Pokemon is the only thing that could have come close to pulling the same numbers WoW has, however for the most part it's never left their handheld and it feels too late to even try it now.
Right now, I would say that the modern equivalent of Pokemon would be Skylanders, the things are selling well in the US and kids actually like collecting the things

Also: It's funny how WoW now has pet battles just like Pokemon
The nations of the pokemon world have been dealing with a pretty aggressive environment ever since, hence there have been very restrictive traveling and communication laws. Introducing a new species to an environment that is not prepared for it just seemed to be a risk nobody was willing to take. Having a lightning pokemon roam free in a water pokemon environment for example would have catastrophic consequences and could severely harm the pokemon population.

The efforts to keep the balance have been undermined lately by careless youngsters who strife for fame and the power to become the warlords of their region...
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Robette: The efforts to keep the balance have been undermined lately by careless youngsters who strife for fame and the power to become the warlords of their region...
WHAT'D YOU SAY, BITCH!? I am hardly careless in my efforts to become a warlord... as a matter of fact, I have transcended humanity to become something greater than you can even imagine... I AM THE POKEMON WARGOD!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH, CALL OUT YOUR PATHETIC POKEMON & PREPARE FOR A POKELASHING IN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
Post edited January 21, 2013 by Roberttitus
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Robette: The efforts to keep the balance have been undermined lately by careless youngsters who strife for fame and the power to become the warlords of their region...
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Roberttitus: WHAT'D YOU SAY, BITCH!? I am hardly careless in my efforts to become a warlord... as a matter of fact, I have transcended humanity to become something greater than you can even imagine... I AM THE POKEMON WARGOD!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH, CALL OUT YOUR PATHETIC POKEMON & PREPARE FOR A POKELASHING IN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Roberttitus: WHAT'D YOU SAY, BITCH!? I am hardly careless in my efforts to become a warlord... as a matter of fact, I have transcended humanity to become something greater than you can even imagine... I AM THE POKEMON WARGOD!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH, CALL OUT YOUR PATHETIC POKEMON & PREPARE FOR A POKELASHING IN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
With that attitude you will only become another pokethug. You do have to understand the way of the pokemon and the environment they belong to. In all your training you overlooked to train one muscle... your heart, that way you will never become a pokemaster.
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Roberttitus: WHAT'D YOU SAY, BITCH!? I am hardly careless in my efforts to become a warlord... as a matter of fact, I have transcended humanity to become something greater than you can even imagine... I AM THE POKEMON WARGOD!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH, CALL OUT YOUR PATHETIC POKEMON & PREPARE FOR A POKELASHING IN WHICH YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
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Robette: With that attitude you will only become another pokethug. You do have to understand the way of the pokemon and the environment they belong to. In all your training you overlooked to train one muscle... your heart, that way you will never become a pokemaster.
Shut up with that hippie BS! I AM GOD OF POKEMON & YOU WILL BE DESTROYED FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF MY POKEPRESENCE!
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Robette: The efforts to keep the balance have been undermined lately by careless youngsters who strife for fame and the power to become the warlords of their region...
Sounds like the plot of Pokemon Conquest. Only replace Region with world.
Well, obviously the Pokemon world is either an alien planet that's only marginally settled by humans, and the communication between various enclaves (think kinda Alpha Centauri) is spotty at best, or it's Earth but post-apocalypse and the same holds true.

The post-apocalypse Earth viewpoint has seen a massive die-off of large scale lifeforms and the genetic engineers are creating new species based upon a malleable genetic proto-goo willy nilly to try and give some diversity to the landscape. What they've failed to take into account is that all the species are the same thing, just cosmetically different since they can interbreed, so not really genetically diverse.

Either way, Poke-world is pretty screwed up.
I think all generations have their hits and misses, but my heart is with the first two generations. They were the ones I grew up with and became attached too. Part of the fun of the first two generations was actually being able to collect all 250 without cheating (with the exception of celebi) or being...dedicated.

After generation 3 I was like meh, and didn't bother trying. For some reason, the magic was just lost. Maybe I grew out of pokemon, maybe it was because the game was the same (although the pokemon contests was a nice touch), or maybe a combination of both.

I still play pokemon rom hacks now and then and I still have a soft spot for the series. But I'm not going to rush off and get a 3ds for Pokemon X and Pokemon Y, I just can't find it in me to get attached to the new pokemon. Although, I like the looks of that fire starter pokemon, that would have been my starter

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Fomalhaut30: Well, obviously the Pokemon world is either an alien planet that's only marginally settled by humans, and the communication between various enclaves (think kinda Alpha Centauri) is spotty at best, or it's Earth but post-apocalypse and the same holds true.

The post-apocalypse Earth viewpoint has seen a massive die-off of large scale lifeforms and the genetic engineers are creating new species based upon a malleable genetic proto-goo willy nilly to try and give some diversity to the landscape. What they've failed to take into account is that all the species are the same thing, just cosmetically different since they can interbreed, so not really genetically diverse.

Either way, Poke-world is pretty screwed up.
Yeah, there are several interesting theories about that world:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon_War_Theory
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mutant_Future
My http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ash%27s_Coma