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Posted April 01, 2010
uh?
Posted April 01, 2010
.......You are a highly disturbed individual, but I like it. =)
I'm gonna have to remember to cremate my parents when they die so you don't butt fuck their corpses.
Posted April 01, 2010
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Rohan15: I'm gonna have to remember to cremate my parents when they die

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can send their ashes into space! Start saving now!
Posted April 01, 2010
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Rohan15: I'm gonna have to remember to cremate my parents when they die
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tor: Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can send their ashes into space! Start saving now!

No thanks...I don't want them to freeze to death.
Posted April 01, 2010
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klaymen: Wot? Dese stinky undead 'umiez fink dem can beat da Orkz? Grab yer choppaz boyz, we'ze gonna stomp 'em real good.
WAAAGH!
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uruk: Goblins now its time to fight for your freedom and to slay your orc masters!
[hands out swords,dagger,spears,pikes,axe of +10 orc slaying to goblin minions]
Attack goblins fight for your lives and freedom.
[goblins start to attack the orc battle line]
tricking two partys in to fighting each other never gets old.
minion9905:Won't the goblins all get killed fighting the orcs?
me:maybe but who cares if they all die i can just reanimated them in to undead.
minion9905:Good plan master
me:They all ways are.

Ha! We'z stomp dem weak grotz good! 'N when yer bring dem tiny snotlings back, we'z stomp dem AND you 'umiez again!
Posted April 01, 2010
Dear skeleton lord,
i have a gift for you. It's called Turn undead & Smite Evil.
Looking forward to breaking your sternum.
Posted April 01, 2010
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Bodkin: Dear skeleton lord,
i have a gift for you. It's called Turn undead & Smite Evil.
Looking forward to breaking your sternum.

Hasve thoughest forgotten their Morning Star of Lich Rape+10?
Posted April 01, 2010
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El_Double: Personally I find it interesting that your name is uruk and you are a necromancer, I mean don't you think that Tolkien and undead-summoning necromancers don't quite belong to the same story?
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Wishbone: Isn't Sauron referred to as "The Necromancer" in The Hobbit?

Yes, I'm aware of this. He was called by that name when he was in Dol Guldur, just like Tarm said. That's why I said "undead-summoning necromancer" instead of just "necromancer". Sauron doesn't reanimate the dead and in that sense doesn't fit the classical picture of a necromancer. Just to clarify that I know my Tolkien. :)
Posted April 01, 2010
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Bodkin: Dear skeleton lord,
i have a gift for you. It's called Turn undead & Smite Evil.
Looking forward to breaking your sternum.

Dear paladin or good doer.
Take this
[uruk has cast slay living on bodkin]
Posted April 01, 2010
*notes uruk's Might and Magic avatar
Are M&M necromancers evil?
Posted April 01, 2010
obvious thread is obvious.
Posted April 01, 2010
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Snickersnack: *notes uruk's Might and Magic avatar
Are M&M necromancers evil?

Of course not. Haven't you noticed the peace sign he's making?
Posted April 01, 2010
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Snickersnack: *notes uruk's Might and Magic avatar
Are M&M necromancers evil?
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Thiev: Of course not. Haven't you noticed the peace sign he's making?

Yeah, but he could be Australian though.
Posted April 01, 2010
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uruk: Me turn good? In your dreams!
While you were all reading this my minions have locked all the exits.
you have one hour to find the bomb i place some where in here and disarm it.

Awwww, can I still call you cute before dropping a rock on you?
Who's a cute liddle 'keleton, who's the liddle boney? Is it you? Yeees, it's you! Awiieee :-D
Posted April 01, 2010
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uruk: Me turn good? In your dreams!
While you were all reading this my minions have locked all the exits.
you have one hour to find the bomb i place some where in here and disarm it.
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Miaghstir: Awwww, can I still call you cute before dropping a rock on you?
Who's a cute liddle 'keleton, who's the liddle boney? Is it you? Yeees, it's you! Awiieee :-D

{uruk has cast disintegrate on miaghstir]
Lets see you make the saving throw this time one who is soon to be a dust bunny
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