I was taking my dog out for a walkie like twenty minutes ago, when out of nowhere this guy comes running along the sidewalk in full Chewbacca costume, ammo belt and all. He reaches the spot we are at, gives us a muffled "'scuse me" and runs across the road and down an alley.

I turn to look in the direction he had come from and i see this other guy completely naked except for a cowboy hat, with what i guess was a whip in his hand come running towards us, he stops, gives us a puzzled look, i point towards the alley Chewie had dissapeared into and off he goes.

My dog gave no fucks about the whole thing and i have no idea what the hell.

Did you take a good look at the second guy? You sure it wasn't Han Solo ?

I can hear sirens down the road now, looks like someone called the cops. I do not claim to know what a naked, cowboy hat wearing Harrison Ford looks like but i'm pretty sure it wasn't him.

They're filming episode 7, I see.

Yep, Disney is working their magic. Just wait until you see it in 3D on the big screen.

Star Wars Episode 7: Wookiees gone wild.

Perhaps it was a religious vision? Some sort of modern version of the burning bush? I suggest immediately forming a cult.

They've obviously decided to cater to the 50 Shades of Grey audience. Their reasoning probably is along the lines of "well, there are very few ways left to ruin Star Wars, so we might as well try S&M."

Either that or this is the scene they're going to work in subliminally. It's a Disney tradition, after all. Or ooh, I know! This is one of the extras they'll include on the DVD when they re-release it for the 50th tome decades in the future!

Wait, this isn't supposed to happen on a regular basis?

Somehow, I feel like S&M chewbacca is lacking the... subtlety of writing SEX in the clouds or putting a penis on the cover of The Little Mermaid.

...hm. Maybe subtlety is a strong word, actually.

lol dude you are popular, next thing you know we see you in the starwars movie, as the ""confused guy with his dog in the park""

Star Wars, Episode VII - Rise of the Wookies

DId you eat mushrooms in your dinner that night at your friends house.

Those alienz are a kinky bunch. You know that actually sounds like fun..

I've already started my own religion known as Bobism...That ain't it. All are welcome to join the Church of Bob. ^_^ Become a Bobist today and have the joy of screaming "I WORSHIP BOB!" whenever you feel like it. Also, I believe this incident is more or less, the universe having a sense of humour. To paraphrase Voltaire "god is a comedian playing for an audience that's afraid to laugh."
Star Wars, Episode VII - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!