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Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: Okay, you want to play rough... Dibs on your soul therefore all that you own is really mine. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Dibs on my soul too just in case. Now kneel before your Emperor. Cthulhu is a Scooby Doo villain compared to me. Now that this is settled, if you can prove your loyalty to the Emperor, I shall give you a planet to rule somewhere, I forgot it's exact location. The name of the planet is Salusa Secundus.
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Theta_Sigma: You see, you can't call dibs on my soul. I don't have one, it was already claimed by the great god FUBAR who has no soul, nor does he give up souls in his possession for any reason. It is beyond even my control...Sorry, nice try though. ^_^ I am also the great god FUBAR's avatar therefore I create a paradox which is a real Schrodinger's Cat scenario. ^_^
Well I call dibs on the galaxy where Star Wars takes place.
Posted November 19, 2012
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Theta_Sigma: You see, you can't call dibs on my soul. I don't have one, it was already claimed by the great god FUBAR who has no soul, nor does he give up souls in his possession for any reason. It is beyond even my control...Sorry, nice try though. ^_^ I am also the great god FUBAR's avatar therefore I create a paradox which is a real Schrodinger's Cat scenario. ^_^
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langurmonkey: Well I call dibs on the galaxy where Star Wars takes place.
You're welcome to it...George Lucas already fucked that one up beyond recognition. :P
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: Well I call dibs on the galaxy where Star Wars takes place.
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Theta_Sigma: You're welcome to it...George Lucas already fucked that one up beyond recognition. :P
But if animals in your galaxy are tortured under your rule, I'm going to declare war on you with the armies of at least a million galaxies. I call dibs on all galaxies that have not been claimed... My Imperial Bodyguard will have beings who can shit blackholes and burp asteroids. Killing a kind of animal to extinction will also result in war.
Post edited November 19, 2012 by langurmonkey
Posted November 19, 2012
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Theta_Sigma: You're welcome to it...George Lucas already fucked that one up beyond recognition. :P
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langurmonkey: But if animals in your galaxy are tortured under your rule, I'm going to declare war on you with the armies of at least a million galaxies. I call dibs on all galaxies that have not been claimed...
Thing is objects currently be transported at the speed of light without becoming crushed or otherwise destroyed. The only feasible objects that can travel at such speeds without issue would be holograms. As holograms contain no physical presence and anything they can do is limited by their own inability to touch things not generated by their own holo projection system, I figure I'll be fine. By the time you could reach me with even the long propulsion you'd be long dead, or I would. SOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm good. :P Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ^_^ I'm still working on my maniacal laugh...needs some tweaking.
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: But if animals in your galaxy are tortured under your rule, I'm going to declare war on you with the armies of at least a million galaxies. I call dibs on all galaxies that have not been claimed...
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Theta_Sigma: Thing is objects currently be transported at the speed of light without becoming crushed or otherwise destroyed. The only feasible objects that can travel at such speeds without issue would be holograms. As holograms contain no physical presence and anything they can do is limited by their own inability to touch things not generated by their own holo projection system, I figure I'll be fine. By the time you could reach me with even the long propulsion you'd be long dead, or I would. SOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm good. :P Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ^_^ I'm still working on my maniacal laugh...needs some tweaking.
Space will be folded... But it doesn't matter anymore because erasies on your dibs. Then dibs on the milky way galaxy and cookie galaxy. No erasies, double stamped.
Post edited November 19, 2012 by langurmonkey
Posted November 19, 2012
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Theta_Sigma: Thing is objects currently be transported at the speed of light without becoming crushed or otherwise destroyed. The only feasible objects that can travel at such speeds without issue would be holograms. As holograms contain no physical presence and anything they can do is limited by their own inability to touch things not generated by their own holo projection system, I figure I'll be fine. By the time you could reach me with even the long propulsion you'd be long dead, or I would. SOOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm good. :P Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ^_^ I'm still working on my maniacal laugh...needs some tweaking.
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langurmonkey: Space will be folded...
Not without the Spice...and thankfully good ole Arrakis is in my territory. ;) The spice is life...
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: Space will be folded...
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Theta_Sigma: Not without the Spice...and thankfully good ole Arrakis is in my territory. ;) The spice is life...
Arrakis is in the milky way galaxy? BTW I edited my previous post. Check it out. :)
No erasies double stamped on my dibs for my soul too. :) Dibs on the souls of all animals too, no erasies double stamped. Dibs on the souls of all humans except you, no erasies double stamped.
Post edited November 19, 2012 by langurmonkey
Posted November 19, 2012
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Theta_Sigma: Not without the Spice...and thankfully good ole Arrakis is in my territory. ;) The spice is life...
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langurmonkey: Arrakis is in the milky way galaxy? BTW I edited my previous post. Check it out. :)
No erasies on my dibs for my soul too BTW.
Can't erase dibs, otherwise the universe would impload, hense why it's Dibs' Law rather than rule. Nice try though. :P

And yes Arrakis is, it's right next to sector 00010005.
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: Arrakis is in the milky way galaxy? BTW I edited my previous post. Check it out. :)
No erasies on my dibs for my soul too BTW.
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Theta_Sigma: Can't erase dibs, otherwise the universe would impload, hense why it's Dibs' Law rather than rule. Nice try though. :P

And yes Arrakis is, it's right next to sector 00010005.
Dibs can be erased and your dibs have been erased. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Be nice to me, and I will give you New Jersey to rule.
Post edited November 19, 2012 by langurmonkey
Posted November 19, 2012
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Theta_Sigma: Can't erase dibs, otherwise the universe would impload, hense why it's Dibs' Law rather than rule. Nice try though. :P

And yes Arrakis is, it's right next to sector 00010005.
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langurmonkey: Dibs can be erased and your dibs have been erased. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Be nice to me, and I will give you New Jersey to rule.
Nope Dibs is Dibs, cannot be undone. Sorry...pfft Jersey...I rather not be anywhere NEAR those nutbars from that show Jersey Shore. :P Dibs is universal...incidentally I also call ultimate noturning back, lick it, stick it, stamp it, black ball beats 'em all no erases, super dibs upon the universe, while I'm at it. Thanks for reminding me...
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: Dibs can be erased and your dibs have been erased. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Be nice to me, and I will give you New Jersey to rule.
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Theta_Sigma: Nope Dibs is Dibs, cannot be undone. Sorry...pfft Jersey...I rather not be anywhere NEAR those nutbars from that show Jersey Shore. :P Dibs is universal...incidentally I also call ultimate noturning back, lick it, stick it, stamp it, black ball beats 'em all no erases, super dibs upon the universe, while I'm at it. Thanks for reminding me...
Dibs is dibs until someone erases it with erasies. And once something is no erasies double stamped, it is forever. Sorry but that is how it is. I'll be nice and make you ruler of Canada because you don't want New Jersey.
Posted November 19, 2012
Antarctica. Prepare for the penguin apocalypse!

Besides, once global warming has done its work, I'll have huge tracts of paradise at my disposal.
Posted November 19, 2012
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Coelocanth: Antarctica. Prepare for the penguin apocalypse!

Besides, once global warming has done its work, I'll have huge tracts of paradise at my disposal.
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Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: http://static.idesignnetwork.com/images/size/616x/ipadwalls/media/002479_full.jpg
Awesome! But... how did you manage to get a shot of my secret army of flightless minions?
Posted November 19, 2012
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langurmonkey: http://static.idesignnetwork.com/images/size/616x/ipadwalls/media/002479_full.jpg
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Coelocanth: Awesome! But... how did you manage to get a shot of my secret army of flightless minions?
There is nothing, you can't google nowadays. :)
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