I beat you to the punch in a previous post. I claimed dibs upon the Milky Way Galaxy, and the next one over I have now re-named the Cookie Galaxy. ^_^ Oh yeah, again...DIBS! :P

The universe is not a ninja giveaway thread!

You are correct, that's why I used the universally accepted law of ownership...commonly called, dibs. ^_^ But you are welcomed to remain in the lands of milky way and cookies.

You are perfectly willing to try against my army of Flying Spaghetti Monsters and Eldritch Abominations. Also, we have flying exploding monkeys as well. You'd be surprised how unusually reasonable the Eldritch Abomination's union is to work with, work for scale so long as they can cause untold horrors and chaos upon the universe, though not on weekends or holidays. Stevie Shub-Niggurath, our new intern, has a delightful family of 1000 horrid abomination young. And, we have a fantastic cultural exchange program to learn more about the insanity inducing rituals of their culture. I was also given a fantastic dreidel with some beautiful elder signs on it, as a gift last Azathoth day.

Flying Spaghetti Monsters? Did I mention my flying monkeys love Italian food? Did I also mention my side has a time machine, a Death Star, Scarface and Chuck Norris? The Daleks have also agreed to help me because they love to EXTERMINATE!!!

PS
your exploding monkeys weren't really happy about having to all explode and die in the future so they all decided to join me. :)

GOGland.

That is Poland and Theta_Sigma thinks he owns it. But soon he will think I own it. :)

Southern french mediterreanen coast and some mountains of the alpes.

Nooooooo!

Actually, you forget Eldritch Abominations > all. They would drive your forces nuttier than a fruit cake. ^_^ Pfft, Deathstar my patoot, those things are so unreliable, one good flaming garbage ball down the shoot and BOOM goes the dynamite. I upgraded to the solid gold Deathstars with triple secure plating on the exhaust ports. I guess you could say I was "covering their asses" mwhaha. Time machine...I have TARDIS' which means time AND space control. Ha Daleks...salt shakers of the universe. A little sodium chloride on those space slugs and they dry up. Chuck Norris vs. Eldritch Abominations would be a coin toss. Don't worry about the exploding monkeys they actually only exploded if they switch sides, or I got bored and hit their remote detonators. Oh yeah, those are hardwired too so they won't come out. Woops. ;)

Again...dibs. Dibs cannot be denied for they are the ultimate power of...dibs! Dibs, like parley cannot be circumvented. Tee Hee Hee. Who says Cthulhu is the greater evil. ;)

edit:
Also this...
This land's not your land
This land is my land
And those who cross me
Will end up KA-BLAM
To each end of this galaxy
This land is ruled by me.

Performed by me and the Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl Fhtagn Orchestra.
^_^

Dibs on that too...! ^_^

Okay, you want to play rough... Dibs on your soul therefore all that you own is really mine. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Dibs on my soul too just in case. Now kneel before your Emperor. Cthulhu is a Scooby Doo villain compared to me. Now that this is settled, if you can prove your loyalty to the Emperor, I shall give you a planet to rule somewhere, I forgot it's exact location. The name of the planet is Salusa Secundus.

You see, you can't call dibs on my soul. I don't have one, it was already claimed by the great god FUBAR who has no soul, nor does he give up souls in his possession for any reason. It is beyond even my control...Sorry, nice try though. ^_^ I am also the great god FUBAR's avatar therefore I create a paradox which is a real Schrodinger's Cat scenario. ^_^