Some deserted island with no predator animals and enough food and resources to live a peaceful life.

And a satellite internet connection, of course.

gladly

LOL

I'll take Eurasia, if you don't mind. Seems like the best value.

Earth, The Moon & Mars. Because I should be emperor of mankind. Then the first thing I will do is create a fighting force, called the Space Marines.

Jerusalem. Throw everybody out and start the biggest archaeological dig in history. Turn this whole baby in one big museum.

Well, at least, doing this will make the middle east a more peaceful place. They will all be mad at you. LOL Plus side, is you will insanely wealthy.

Japan .

I'd choose the USA because then I'd get access an armory that would allow me to also conquer the rest of the world. And I'd of course use Hollywood to produce the most epic propaganda of all time.

Smart man.

Just a large enough lot for a nice house and accompanying yard. Small enough that I can manage it myself (or if we're more than just me living there, small enough that we can manage on our own). If I have to hire people to do my stuff for me, it's a sign that the place is much too large.

Location is less important, but probably no further north than the Arctic circle, and not in Antarctica.

I have no use for a country, nor do I want to take responsibility for one either.

Did I fail the test to become an evil overlord?

Yes but I understand. The blood soaked black crown with spikes is heavy.

Ascension Island, very remote nice weather and plenty of food along with the fact that many people know little about it.

Just a few acres not too far from here. Nothing special from the perspective of most folks, I reckon, but we'd love to stay right around here, with a beautiful view of the farmland and rolling hills.

Or Road America.