Manhattan

With one month’s rent payment I (any my family and all my friends) could retire.

Hmm... Scotland, perhaps, or Ireland. It's in my blood.

But I'd probably have to relocate everyone else since I don't like people very much.

This land is my land.
This land is your land.
From California
to New York Island.
From Gulf Stream water
to Redwood forests.
This land was made
for you and me.

:)

I think I'd just rather the entire Milky Way Galaxy...I'd also take the one next to it, which I shall rename the Cookie Galaxy. That is all. ^_^

Monaco

Exactly what popped into my head, though the Bruce Springsteen version.

I'd probably opt for Germany because of it's Awesome castles (Ludwig II's).

Switzerland.

You have 48h to leave the country.

Johnathan Land.


/old members joke.

we dont live forever, then why claim and make all the complication, would like to be in any land and chill with people around

Ireland. Make it my personal island retreat.

LOL

For those who are curious, here's the original song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxiMrvDbq3s

I'm such a selfish jerk I mixed up the first two lyrics and put "...my land..." first instead of second. ;)

But I think every kid growing up in the USA had to sing this song at least five thousand times during kindergarten and elementary school. This is how most of us really remember it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeMLaQTwIgU

INDOCTRINATION!!!

;)

THE MOON
Then I'd build my super secret hideout with lasers and sharks and whatnot

Yeah, I always found it interesting how the song brushes aside minor disturbances such as, well, former inhabitants.

To answer the OP's question: I refuse. ;) Owning land just ties you down, I prefer to be free. :)