I got a flu shot yesterday... that probably doesn't count.
Swine flu is basically the same as a regular flu, but tends to hit younger healthy people harder than the usual flu, mostly due to the stronger reaction younger people's immune system has which is, in some cases, too strong and causes problems.

yeah, or several small ones at once, sailor ;)

Today I got some money. Now I just need to choose how to spend them. Currently in my wishlist there a new copy of the 20th anniversary edition of the classic Dos book "Running MS-DOS 6.22" (this thing is damn expensive), an MSDN subscription to download DOS-Windows 3.1-XP-Vista-Seven et all and some other yet-to-be-named retro junk on the eBay....
Oh, and maybe I could finally switch host for my site (crappy, crappy AN Hosting I still hate you). Hum....

Yeah, sorry. I meant "food poisoning".
In that case it's probably flu. If you go to any doctor he'll stuff you full of Tamiflu just in case. At least that was the procedure here :-P
Did you wash your hands before eating? could be something you brought from outside instead of your dinner.
Any allergies?

I washed my hands like I always do, and I am allergic to many things outside, though I am not allergic to any foods I'm aware of. All of the food that I ate has nothing in it that usually makes me sick.

Next week I should be able to get the Swine flu and seasonal flu vaccines at work.
That's your tax buckazoids at work right there, making sure I don't get the flu, so I can still do my job.

I got a bonus on my paycheck too! :D

OMG OMG! An infected! Go away! Kill him with a headshot! Quick! :-D

did you request the rabies test?

No, don't think it's that, since I've never been attacked by a wild animal before.

I caught a head cold and a case of "I want to kick my little brother's ass right now" syndrome.

I guess you didn't see quarantine.. oh well..

Holy shit, pig AIDS! I hope you can't contract this stuff over the Internet.