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Posted April 15, 2012
in a live trap. Now what? Where is the best place to release it?
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Posted April 15, 2012
I guess I'm just mean but I usually put rats in the dumpster.
Posted April 15, 2012
Women's locker room.
Posted April 15, 2012
Were you in the UK, you would be legally obliged to kill it.
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wpegg: Were you in the UK, you would be legally obliged to kill it.
No, not Splinter!
Posted April 15, 2012
At football pitch.
Posted April 15, 2012
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wpegg: Were you in the UK, you would be legally obliged to kill it.
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Darling_Jimmy: No, not Splinter!
That would be morally obliged to kill it for appaling puppetry.

Anyway, in answer to your question. Restaurants are always fun, if any have given you bad service recently, then pay them a visit with it hidden in your underwear (stun it first, this can backfire). Failing that, the next best thing is your local vegetarian hotspot. There's nothing more enjoyable than watching a bunch of tree hugger slaughter a small animal out of unjusitifiable fear, then attempt to justify it.

You really do have a goldmine of fun on your hands.
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Posted April 15, 2012
You could always cook it and eat it.
It's a delicacy in my country, with spice and curry.

(nah just kidding :p )
Posted April 15, 2012
You're in Canada. Aren't there woods as far as the eye can see? Drive a ways away, let it go, huzzah.

Personally, though, since it's a rat, I would try to humanely put it down.
Posted April 15, 2012
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wpegg: You really do have a goldmine of fun on your hands.
You are Evil!
Posted April 15, 2012
Snap it's neck? A good ol' stick should do it.
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Darling_Jimmy: No, not Splinter!
Your wise counter-arguments convinced me otherwise. To the moon then.
Posted April 15, 2012
Make a tiny little noose, out of tiny little thread, and subpoena all neighbors.

Have a trial, and let the will of the people speak.

If you don't like the answer, appeal for a change of venue/new trial where Mighty Mouse is known to frequent.
Posted April 15, 2012
Post edited April 16, 2012 by adambiser
Posted April 15, 2012
Kill it. Rats are only second to humans in the amount of destruction to other species they cause.
Posted April 15, 2012
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orcishgamer: Rats are only second to humans in the amount of destruction to other species they cause.
Suddenly my rat problem seems secondary. I now know what I must do.
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