I am from the future. Where I live, we have unicorns instead of cars, there is no global warming, and Kim Jong-Il is forced into an underground jail protected by force fields powred by an everlasting car battery.
We have PayPal, but it is now called BloodPal, because the new currency of the future is your own blood.

So how much blood is required to buy a GOG? Just getting a feel for whether my random blood noses will be enough to get me a game or if I'll have to kill & drain more goth kids and try to convince their friends that there's a vampire around.

You only need 599 or 999 ml of blood, depending on the game. Wait, why are you here? You're supposed to help me finish my teleporter!

Wow when this topic was first posted, there were 0 replies until 9 months later. Glad you rezzed it Rommy

Yeah... inflation. The new millenium has not been kind to us.

Hey its cool, I thought we needed a self congratulatory topic again, so I dug around for it.

You could have just made a thread about how great I am, its not exactly SELF congratulatory but it'd work for me.
I've thought about doing it a few times but it seemed a bit boastful

I wonder why.

Its not like I can't carry it, I'm practically the embodiment of awesome, look how many more teeth I have than you sad normal people!

Teeth are, of course, the de facto currency of awesome. Sharks? Awesome. Huge carnivorous dinosaurs? Awesome. Q.E.D.

Warhammer 40K orks also use dere teef for currency an deyz oarsum. Waaagh! Dakka dakka
I think your hypothesis is correct

the sum of all oars(questionmark)

Wasn't that a film with Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman?

Trailer Guy: It began as a cozy outing between two friends, but turned into a nightmare as they realized they had gone too far downstream, and were running out of time. Could they manage to return their rented row boat before they incurred a fine?
Morgan Freeman: Row, damn you! It's a whole two dollars on the line!
Ben Affleck: You never told me the fine was two dollars!?!
Trailer Guy: Excitement!
Morgan Freeman: Look out! There's a small sand bank about 50 yards to the left!
Trailer Guy: Intrigue!
Ben Affleck: (suspiciously) It's funny, it seems to be me doing most of the rowing.
Morgan Freeman: (smugly) Well, I'm navigating. That's an even division of labor, I think.
Trailer Guy: Betrayal!
Morgan Freeman: You dropped the oar!
Ben Affleck: One man, one oar. We can always go back for it?
Trailer Guy: This summer, the outcome of an epic journey will depend on... "The sum of all oars"...
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I really need to get a life...