Her site is called Eve Bit First.

If you rearrange the letters, you get the secret code.

Free Tits Bi V.

Free Tits is pretty obvious. Someone find her webcam, quick.

Bi V is pretty weird, until you realize it means she's bi and loves the pussy.

It all makes sense now.

I am shocked sir. This is video of the worse sort of garbage that I have ever seen! It sends a message to people that they aren't cool enough to be a convicted sex offender, that they need to buy a beard and glasses and, and, and a raincoat too! And that sir, is offensive in the extreme! Any one with a beer in their gullet, and another liquered up partner can acheive offenderdom. It belittles the little man. And the tounge action in it, who couldn't do better?!
LOL you're right it was funnier =))

Remember when you come to be quiet....it's not rape if you yell surprise beforehand. ;)

One better...warning, it's kinda bigoted sounding but it's satire so it's not srs bzns.

:D

I know, I was shocked myself but then I started dreaming up my perfect rapist pedophile/serial killer/public masturbator look. I think i'll go with a trenchcoat, I already have beard, i'll just stop trimming it for a while and I need glasses. Old newspapers that I'll pretend to read while stalking my prey and dirty converse sneakers will complement the look \o/

Just take a closer look at your User Agreements with Apple.

knock knock who's there It's me wondering why you are not naked....
And something...something in the month of may XD priceless

"...women are only good for 3 things...cooking, cleaning, and vaginas...."

That guy is great :D I kill people song is awesome too :D

Perfecto! And the best part is you can find most of that stuff at the nearest garbage pit!
In addition to your most excellent outfit choices, make sure you wear no pants only very dirty tighty whites. Only then will you truly get the women running. ;p

last night a girl knocked 3 hours on my door but I didn't want to...

*puts on glasses

...let her out

YEEEEEAAAAH!

Thank you for posting, that link and a few other of that persons posts made me laugh so hard I was in tears.

Then Back to the Future did accomplish something after all. When people saw Biff's plight they, perhaps, realized the error of their ways.
Yet, at this moment I don't feel like signing Ohhh Canada...though the song does inspire maple syurp envy in me.
It really is sad...I remember some quote now something like: you can tell the nature of man by studying how they treat those that do not matter to him...something like that at least.

My morning started great too, this will be a glorious day! :D