Charon121: Whatever you say in this situation is wrong. So you're better off immediately jumping out of the window to end your misery quicker. :P
Seriously, I don't like it when women behave like in
Cosmopolitan and throw temper tantrum over such insignificant things.
It's always a bad sign when women start reading that crap. My girlfriend does buy one of these magazines on the odd occasion but she's intelligent enough to know that they're only good for a laugh and that they are otherwise sexist, aneroxia-glorifying shitrags.
She'll often come up to me asking me about these ludicrous claims made in them about what men like in bed (of course, ALL men like the same things in bed) and she'll always have this grin on her that tells me she knows it's patently ridiculous.
Sad though that other women are not so savvy and do let themselves get dictated to by a magazine that tells them that 75kg is "fat".