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Posted October 12, 2013
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OK its a humble bundle with a nice mix of games, (see the attachment for the list).

I got it for R.A.W but Divinity 2 DC is is also there and some others inc Game of Thrones.

Tell us a joke, whichever my daughter thinks is the best wins, so no smut, she's only 9.

No requirements, yes, you can enter for someone else, but you must enter with a joke.

Comp ends Monday evening EU.
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Post edited October 12, 2013 by F1ach
Posted October 12, 2013
Not in but +1


Here's a commie joke, but you might have to explain it to your daughter :


In Ceausescu's time, a line is forming around the street's corner. A man passing by sees it and asks the last one in line:
"What do they sell here?"
"I have no idea", he replies, "go ask someone ahead". The man goes to the middle of the line and asks another person:
"What do they sell here?" "I have no idea", the answer comes and he is sent farther ahead to seek for an answer. The man goes straight to the first person in line and asks him:
"What do they sell here?" The other one answers:
"Nothing, I just felt sick and took support on this wall."
"Well then, why are you still here?", the man asked.
"Because I've never been the first in such a long line", the answer came.
Posted October 12, 2013
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Licurg: Not in but +1

Here's a commie joke, but you might have to explain it to your daughter :

In Ceausescu's time, a line is forming around the street's corner. A man passing by sees it and asks the last one in line:
"What do they sell here?"
"I have no idea", he replies, "go ask someone ahead". The man goes to the middle of the line and asks another person:
"What do they sell here?" "I have no idea", the answer comes and he is sent farther ahead to seek for an answer. The man goes straight to the first person in line and asks him:
"What do they sell here?" The other one answers:
"Nothing, I just felt sick and took support on this wall."
"Well then, why are you still here?", the man asked.
"Because I've never been the first in such a long line", the answer came.
Yeah, I don't think she would get it, but I liked it :)

I think there was a journalist in Russia that, for an experiment, stood outside some random building and a queue started to form up behind him :)
Posted October 12, 2013
I'm not in but erm...


Q: What did the lion say when he ate a comedian?

A: He felt a bit funny.
Posted October 12, 2013
Here's one:

Why are elephants afraid of computers?
The mice.

Ba-dum-tss
Posted October 12, 2013
What is brown and sticky?

A stick.
Posted October 12, 2013
Im in,here's the joke:

Q:What won't the Apple car have?
A:Windows
Posted October 12, 2013
Thanks F1ach, I'm in.

Here's a few kid friendly jokes:

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.
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2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop!
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3. Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs.
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4. Why was the man running around his bed?
-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
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5. What does a robot frog say?
-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
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6. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
-A penguin rolling down a hill!
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7. Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work!
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8. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
-Weeeee!!
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9. How did the barber win the race?
-He knew a short cut.
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10. Where do library books like to sleep?
- Under their covers!
Posted October 12, 2013
one of our prof used to say this when he gets mad

prof : i will not say the same thing twice

us: what sir!

prof: I DONT REPEAT THE SAME THING TWICE
Posted October 12, 2013
Not in since I already own it but +1 and a joke.

What a bear said to the crow?

"Grawr"

What the Crow said back?

"Caw"

What the Squirrel said to them?

"Oh shut up and finish your meal!"
Posted October 12, 2013
BUMP :)
Posted October 12, 2013
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Malv0isin: 8. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
-Weeeee!!
=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Posted October 12, 2013
Knock, knock. - Who's there?
Smell mop. - Smell mop who?

In, if childish potty humour is acceptible!
Posted October 12, 2013
Bump before bed.
Posted October 12, 2013
I'm in. +1
Here are a few my daughter liked and remembered. She's 12.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because: 7 8 9.

Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make-up her mind.

What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
You're a fun guy.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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