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Posted October 12, 2013
I'm in.

Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.
Posted October 12, 2013
Thank you, F1ach! I am in.

Here are a couple of little jokes for your kid:

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!

Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
Because he was wrapped up in himself!
Posted October 13, 2013
Breakfast bump.
Posted October 13, 2013
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
Posted October 13, 2013
Where do cows go on Friday night?
- To the MOOOvie theater

What did zero say to eight?
- Nice belt!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- An Investigator.

Hope she enjoys the jokes and thanks for the giveaway :)
Posted October 13, 2013
A German man walks up to the immigration desk at Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asks: 'Occupation?'
The German replies: 'No, just a holiday.

I'll grab my coat.
Posted October 14, 2013
Breakfast Bump.
Posted October 14, 2013
Lunchtime Bump, ends in 8 hours.
Posted October 14, 2013
'I've lost my dog.'
'Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?'
'Don't be silly - he can't read.'
Posted October 14, 2013
Count me in and +1 for the GA.

I'm not really good with jokes, but here is one.

An ant goes to a centipede house and says:

Ant: Let's go and play outside.
Centipede: Sure.
Ant: But hurry up, since I only have a few minutes left.
Centipede: Sure, I'll be there soon, I just need to finish tying my shoes.
Posted October 14, 2013
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Sachys: Knock, knock. - Who's there?
Smell mop. - Smell mop who?

In, if childish potty humour is acceptible!
We have a winner! She got serious mileage out of that joke mate :)

Thanks to all that entered for their jokes and congrats to Sachys :)
Posted October 14, 2013
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Sachys: Knock, knock. - Who's there?
Smell mop. - Smell mop who?

In, if childish potty humour is acceptible!
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F1ach: We have a winner! She got serious mileage out of that joke mate :)

Thanks to all that entered for their jokes and congrats to Sachys :)
WOO!

A little chimp in everyone this week!

Cheers F1ach!
Posted October 14, 2013
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F1ach: We have a winner! She got serious mileage out of that joke mate :)

Thanks to all that entered for their jokes and congrats to Sachys :)
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Sachys: WOO!

A little chimp in everyone this week!

Cheers F1ach!
It's not the first time that an ape makes a kid laugh. :-)

Thanks again F1ach and congrats, Sachys! ;-)
Posted October 14, 2013
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dr.schliemann: It's not the first time that an ape makes a kid laugh. :-)

Thanks again F1ach and congrats, Sachys! ;-)
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Posted October 14, 2013
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dr.schliemann: It's not the first time that an ape makes a kid laugh. :-)

Thanks again F1ach and congrats, Sachys! ;-)
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Sachys: -_+
My son loved that! Big Planet of the Apes fan :)
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