Hang on, those were all REAL ads? I thought someone had just started making joke-ads after the first few...
That is some seriously bad marketing. Sure, it gets a guy's attention, but a guy who clicks on the link for teh b00bz is not likely to be interested in a turn-based strategy game...

Yes, either jokes or the "designer" was drunk. Probably the latter.
About the boobage... unless the game had gratuitous tits... but really, it's a Civ clone. How on Earth could it have any?

Why buy that Hollywood is full of 'em?

i want to have the boob balls and use them as Decoys in paintball...

I say we take off, and nuke them from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure ;)

why the nuke?
im already satisfied with orbit :)

This is the spiritual predecessor....

Wanna move to Japan? Have fun with squat toilets!

Someone doesn't get the references :(
You haven't lived!!
"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly."
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"Fuckin' A..."
"Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it."
"They can *bill* me. "

That's the one :D
"What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals! "

"Hey V*****z, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
"Man, this floor is freezing."
"What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?"
"Gee, would you sir? I'd like that."
[pulls down the skin under his left eye with middle finger]
"Look into my eye."

"Vasquez" ;).
Also - nice avatar...

"You don't see THEM fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!"

"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! "
It's interesting how a thread concerning breasts turned into quotes from Aliens. I have to go watch it again now.