It could work, if not post your suggestion (MSpaint or other simple paint programs only, please).

Had a can too much again, I see.

it made me fall out of my chair laughing. I cannot take credit for this fine piece of artwork.

I love it. :)

lol
can the same be done in Britian?? we have plenty of bankers in need of kciking we only charge $19 per kick lol

Are you kidding? People would be lined up all the way to California :-D
Put Valve in charge of it. It'd be good for the European economy. They'd charge €20 in all the rest of Europe. We'd make more than the Americans ;-)

right a special mid week offer kick one banker and kick two more for free!!

Maybe I'm thinking to deeply here but how is it going to fix the economy? Where are those $20 dollars going?
Surely it's just taking money out of people's pockets they could be spending on important things like the mortgage or games.
Maybe it's a government scheme to make up the shortfall in the public finances. Let me be the 1st to out this as a new stealth tax!

That's as maybe, but many would probably think it a better value for money, than the usual taxes they pay ;-)

I like your style.
What about politicians? Surely they cannot escape a kicking.
Also we should be equal opportunities, also kicking those without nuts.

you don't want to start getting politically correct on this, once you do, you'll end up not kicking anyone in the nuts.

we will add politicians to the kicking process now only $29.99

I wonder who's going to undercut the competition...
I would do it... $10 a kick! Half off of our competitors!

how much does it cost to ship a deserving banker intercontinentally? i would consider importing ball kicks if it's cheap enough across the pond to make that viable.