How unicorns came to be horses.
Or, how magic comes to be lost.

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-humour hint:
Magic lost through over-commercialization. Think Walt Disney.
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There are other theories.

:D

Hahahaha. Sad but true, I guess :P

You may have missed some irony, or it just ain't funny.

Here's a hint to the humour..
- Magic being lost through over-commercialization.

*COUGH*disney*COUGH*

Or i have no sense of humor. :p

Or, humour is relative.
And finding the humor in something sometimes requires having previously had requisite thoughts along the line of the joke.

;-p

_______________ Precisely ! Excellent Example, there is none better for this context!

Or you've been uncovered as Bob Iger!

My initial reaction: "Uh...what?"

That islands buttplug is a unicorn horn! That's why all the weird stuff happened! I finally get it!

Ribbed for her pleasure.

I feel like you should read The Last Unicorn.

I thought this was going to be a thread about Masters of Magic or the Might and Magic games being taken off GOG. I'd rather have a crap joke thread than either of those things happening, at least...

But in the parallel dimension where horses have horns they're not missing having horns on their Narwhals because that shit is so crazy it never even occurred to them!
Narwhals - because God was tripping balls that day!

I thought it was going to be about when to mulligan twice, down to 5!