Posted January 18, 2013
QC
X-Mas Triforce!!
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States
the_bard
Brewed in Dublin
Registered: Nov 2011
From United States
Posted January 19, 2013
There was a fair lass out at sea
Who said, "Ooh, how it hurts me to pee!"
"I see," said the mate,
"That accounts for the state
of the captain, the purser, and me."
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Not entering. Thanks for the giveaway and good luck to the other entrants.
Btw: How is Hostile Waters?
Who said, "Ooh, how it hurts me to pee!"
"I see," said the mate,
"That accounts for the state
of the captain, the purser, and me."
-__-
Not entering. Thanks for the giveaway and good luck to the other entrants.
Btw: How is Hostile Waters?
Post edited January 19, 2013 by the_bard
Soyeong
Enter title here
Registered: Oct 2012
From United States
ErekoseDM
those deaf-mutes
Registered: Oct 2012
From United States
Posted January 19, 2013
Post edited January 19, 2013 by ErekoseDM
Liberty
New User
Registered: Aug 2012
From United States
Posted January 19, 2013
lukslo
New User
Registered: Nov 2010
From Slovenia
Posted January 19, 2013
Not in, Thanks for this giveaway P1na!
Post edited January 19, 2013 by lukslo
Thespian
Fascinating!
Registered: Mar 2012
From Spain
Posted January 19, 2013
Count me in! Thanks and +1 for your generosity, P1na!
Also, a little promotion in the Giveaways' Directory:
http://www.gog.com/forum/general/how_does_one_make_a_gift_aka_gifting_on_gog_for_dummies/post648
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As for my entry, I love this joke :D
"There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages."
Also, a little promotion in the Giveaways' Directory:
http://www.gog.com/forum/general/how_does_one_make_a_gift_aka_gifting_on_gog_for_dummies/post648
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As for my entry, I love this joke :D
"There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages."
Post edited January 19, 2013 by Thespian*
Zaphoogin
Frugal Gamer
Registered: Apr 2012
From Canada
Posted January 19, 2013
Eh, I'll give it a shot. Props to you for being so awesome!
Anyway, I don't know if you are a Homestuck fan, but I imagine this video might prove funny even without prior context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npJQh3peLk
Anyway, I don't know if you are a Homestuck fan, but I imagine this video might prove funny even without prior context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npJQh3peLk
klaattu
Registered: May 2011
From Spain
Posted January 19, 2013
Here's one more joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Thanks P1na
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Thanks P1na
N0x0ss
Grim Acolyte
Registered: Mar 2012
From Lebanon
Posted January 19, 2013
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Thanks P1na
Densetsu
zen
Registered: May 2012
From Slovenia
Posted January 19, 2013
Not in, but you do deserve an upvote, kind sir!
Now give the game or I shall make myself a piña colada! (Just kidding. Maybe.)
Now give the game or I shall make myself a piña colada! (Just kidding. Maybe.)
Mrstarker
Le ciel est gris
Registered: May 2012
From Estonia
adambiser
fascimania.com
Registered: Dec 2009
From United States
Posted January 19, 2013
Mrstarker
Le ciel est gris
Registered: May 2012
From Estonia
Posted January 19, 2013
I don't even care if I win... I just have to share this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012
Soyeong
Enter title here
Registered: Oct 2012
From United States
Posted January 19, 2013
The man thinks and says: "Bed hard."
Another ten years pass and the abbot calls the man to him again. "You've kept your wow for all these years. You may now speak two more words."
The man thinks and says: "Food shit."
Another ten years pass and the man is yet again called to the abbot who just sits and waits expectantly, holding up two fingers.
The man thinks and says: "I quit."
To which the abbot replies: "I'm not surprised in the very least. You've done nothing but complain ever since you got here."