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"Turn-based strategy massive multilpayer online role playing game" I think that's speak for itself. :-)
P.S. Don't believe JudasIscariot, he did it to ruin our day.
Think i may give this a try if i can get into beta. Hope they dont do an EA and change the game mechanics to much ala wommand and conquer 4damm them.
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JudasIscariot: I think I'll send Uruk next time :P
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uruk: I have bad news. i'm going to kill you.
Good new is i get more undead minions to help me take over that paladin town i was marching to.

I can make Holy Water Arrows all day, every day...come find me :P
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JudasIscariot: I can make Holy Water Arrows all day, every day...come find me :P

Your holy water arrows are no match for my undead monks.
IT would be a waste of time and magic to find your hoping spot. we have bigger and more evil things to do.
I would let you live but you could ruin my evil plans.
undeadminion1323:orders master?
me:Send out a group of undead monks back up by goblin warriors.Throw in a goblin cleric as well. the clerics magic will be able to heal are task force and aid them with other magic spells.. that should kill him or keep him busy.if the fool does beat the task force send to kill him,there will be no time left to warn the paladins. the paladin city will fall!now go do what you have been told.
undeadminion1323:at once master.
[minion runs to do its job]
me:you undeadminion45887!
undeadminion45887:Yes master?
me:Tell the army they have half a hour to get ready to march.
undeadminion45887:Right away my master.
Post edited April 15, 2010 by uruk
Look at the bright side: At least this is not another Legends of Might and Magic.
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JudasIscariot: http://homm.91.com/

I see your HoMMO (homo?) and raise you Lord of Ultima. :) HoMM was already a turn-based strategy series, but Ultima?
EDIT: also check out the pseudo-porn sorcerer chick. Clearly they are going to give Evony a run for its money. ;)
Post edited April 15, 2010 by Arkose
I have played very little HOMM - correct me if I am wrong. I don't remember women dressed like strippers.
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JudasIscariot: http://homm.91.com/
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Arkose: I see your HoMMO (homo?) and raise you Lord of Ultima. :) HoMM was already a turn-based strategy series, but Ultima?
EDIT: also check out the pseudo-porn sorcerer chick. Clearly they are going to give Evony a run for its money. ;)

Gah yeah - They certainly 'reinvented' (sarcasm there folks) Ultima w/ that one :/. I tried it out in Beta and was completely, and utterly, underwhelmed.
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tacitus59: I have played very little HOMM - correct me if I am wrong. I don't remember women dressed like strippers.

Bewbs sell games. Thats what the marketing people say anyway.
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tacitus59: I have played very little HOMM - correct me if I am wrong. I don't remember women dressed like strippers.
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Delixe: Bewbs sell games. Thats what the marketing people say anyway.

Well, in HoMM V, the dark elves obviously lived in a very, very warm country...
Anyway, I totally agree with you : putting boobs everywhere in games (especially on the box cover art) is totally stupid. I don't know if marketing people have made real studies on the impact of such a practice, or if they just honestly think that most gamers are frustrated teenagers....
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JudasIscariot: I can make Holy Water Arrows all day, every day...come find me :P
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uruk: Your holy water arrows are no match for my undead monks.
IT would be a waste of time and magic to find your hoping spot. we have bigger and more evil things to do.
I would let you live but you could ruin my evil plans.
undeadminion1323:orders master?
me:Send out a group of undead monks back up by goblin warriors.Throw in a goblin cleric as well. the clerics magic will be able to heal are task force and aid them with other magic spells.. that should kill him or keep him busy.if the fool does beat the task force send to kill him,there will be no time left to warn the paladins. the paladin city will fall!now go do what you have been told.
undeadminion1323:at once master.
[minion runs to do its job]
me:you undeadminion45887!
undeadminion45887:Yes master?
me:Tell the army they have half a hour to get ready to march.
undeadminion45887:Right away my master.

Um, perhaps the mechanics work differently in your particular home universe, but generally "healing" undead damages them. The cleric will actually need to "harm" them to restore their hit points. Or is this supposed to lead to a humorous instance of SMFUBTEOOL (Stupid Minion Fouls Up By Taking Evil Overlord's Orders Literally)?
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Luned: Or is this supposed to lead to a humorous instance of SMFUBTEOOL (Stupid Minion Fouls Up By Taking Evil Overlord's Orders Literally)?

Everyone take a 10 min rest then we will restart are march..
Now that the army is taking a rest.
We had this happen once. A case of saying harm the undead and the cleric casting a healing spell on my undead minions to harm them.
After that we have taken many steps to make sure we only train the best of the best minions.We have the best minion trainers both living and dead.
Remember we're always hiring new minions.Join today and get a free mug with the words i am evil on it.
{uruk walks back to army of minions to give new orders]
Now you lazy minions rest time is over.get back to marching. There a city full of paladins that need to be kill.
Post edited April 15, 2010 by uruk
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uruk: <choppity chop....er, I mean snippity snip>

This reminds me of the webcomic Order of the Stick, where undead lich was marching with his army of undead and (hob)goblins to conquer Azure City (which was protected by order of paladins).
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uruk: <choppity chop....er, I mean snippity snip>
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klaymen: This reminds me of the webcomic Order of the Stick, where undead lich was marching with his army of undead and (hob)goblins to conquer Azure City (which was protected by order of paladins).
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html
Not enough Caneghem :(