Any comment on my story'd be great...

try to open the door, only to find it locked (of course). I immediately start checking the room, picking up any object not bolted to the floor. I start combining them with each other and soon realize I can make an explosive out of the batteries on the remote, chalk powder ( I'm actually terrible at chemistry, ok?) and a can of pepsi that was on the mini-fridge.

Now I need something that I can use to attach the explosive to the door lock. Under the cupboard I've found a screwdriver. After several frustrated attempts at using it on random items around the room and against items in my inventory, I manage to unscrew the backplate of an old computer that was sitting under the desk. Inside it I find the cables held together by means of duct tape :P.
Upon closer inspection I notice that it's some low quality tape that keeps its glue sticky indefinitely. I remove the tape and combine it with the explosive, and then use it on the lock. The lock is blown apart.

Now I have access to the rest of the house. I haven't thought that far yet, and based at how bad I am at creating these stories I think I'm approaching my creativity limit. And i still gotta figure out why I was in a strange house and who's responsible.

The tutorial will then tell me to light a torch with button L, I will not be able to do anything else before lighting it up. Then the tutorial ask me to move around with arrow keys. I move around a bit and tutorial pop-up again to tell me there's a chest at the conner of the room, and tell me to loot it with a left click. I loot it and find a dagger, the tutorial asks me to equip it by openning the equipment menu by pressing F1. Then he tells me to walk down the stairs, I do the same and a big rat shows up. Tutorial says right click it, the rat dies as I do so. Oh, the rat drops a health potion on the floor, tutorial says. I grab it and drink it with key 1. Of course nothing happen since the rat didn't do any damage. Search the shelf for a book with "READ ME" tag on it, and suddenly I can cast fire bolt by pressing C. Cast the spell on the door and the door open. Now I'm free to explore the world.......

Gah... I got to go out of town in the morning. This drawing will be ending shortly. So, if you want to get in. Get in now!

Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You...

...eat all the food in the fridge, find a heavy object, and begin smashing everything in sight and laughing manically.

That will show them.

I must admit that finding out what the two-sided dildo would be used for compelled me to keep reading.

"Weird as it sounds, I took the two-sided dildo and covered it with lube."

Hahahahaha :D

Alright. I finished it. Very nice. If you wrote that spontaneously for this giveaway I am well fucking impressed. LOL

Awakened by an oncoming storm, I open my eyes to discover myself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not mine. I hear a quiet knock on the door. Prying myself up from the lounge chair, I push away my blanket, pausing briefly to throw another log onto the open fireplace before making my way to the front entrance. I reach for the solid brass handle and turn it as I pull the heavy oaken door towards me. What I see on the other side takes my breath away.

One pound of some killer bud left laying in front of the door?!

xyem's secret lair of giftcodes. ;)

LOL

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