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Posted November 07, 2011
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rockzariii: You head to the lower level of the inn (which is a pub/bar/thing) to celebrate your excellent map folding skills. Also, you're out of whiskey. you approach the bar and sit down on a stool. The bartender is cleaning a glass. He asks what you want.
You say, I want some hard rum, its been a long day
you drink the bottle empty, and leave drunk
Posted November 07, 2011
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rockzariii: You head to the lower level of the inn (which is a pub/bar/thing) to celebrate your excellent map folding skills. Also, you're out of whiskey. you approach the bar and sit down on a stool. The bartender is cleaning a glass. He asks what you want.
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SlappyBag: You say, I want some hard rum, its been a long day
you drink the bottle empty, and leave drunk
YOU DRINK!!! OH YES, YOU DRINK. YOU DRINK SO MUCH. After you drink, the bartender asks you for four dkons. How convenient that it isn't more! Well, anyways, you're drunk and poor. You're a no good dirty stinking hobo.
Post edited November 07, 2011 by rockzariii
Posted December 01, 2011
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rockzariii: YOU DRINK!!! OH YES, YOU DRINK. YOU DRINK SO MUCH. After you drink, the bartender asks you for four dkons. How convenient that it isn't more! Well, anyways, you're drunk and poor. You're a no good dirty stinking hobo.
You've also apparently fallen unconscious for a month.
Stumble out of the inn and head to the apartment building.
Posted December 01, 2011
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rockzariii: YOU DRINK!!! OH YES, YOU DRINK. YOU DRINK SO MUCH. After you drink, the bartender asks you for four dkons. How convenient that it isn't more! Well, anyways, you're drunk and poor. You're a no good dirty stinking hobo.
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MoP: You've also apparently fallen unconscious for a month.
Stumble out of the inn and head to the apartment building.
You just remember that your the goddamn batman and take out your batphone and phone the batmobile to pick you up, while your waiting you start thinking why were you in the place in the first place and have a flashback of gliding in somewhere looking at a bloody pipe and some weird kind of demented eyes on a man......And your ride just got it and you drive off to the batcave while humming the batman theme dananannana........
Posted December 08, 2011
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rockzariii: YOU DRINK!!! OH YES, YOU DRINK. YOU DRINK SO MUCH. After you drink, the bartender asks you for four dkons. How convenient that it isn't more! Well, anyways, you're drunk and poor. You're a no good dirty stinking hobo.
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MoP: You've also apparently fallen unconscious for a month.
Stumble out of the inn and head to the apartment building.
Though it seems you were unconscious for over a month, it seems that you were dead after all. Alcohol poisoning. Go figure.

Would you like to play again? (n/n)
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Posted December 09, 2011
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rockzariii: Though it seems you were unconscious for over a month, it seems that you were dead after all. Alcohol poisoning. Go figure.

Would you like to play again? (n/n)
Bloody hell, I knew all that tasting was no good.

Again! And no more booze!
Posted December 09, 2011
(whoops, missed that second page.)
Post edited December 09, 2011 by boct1584
Posted December 18, 2011
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rockzariii:
Merry Christmas Batman!
Posted December 19, 2011
You stomp around in a drunken stupor looking for a place to crash. In your hands you hold a blaster gun and a lantern. You are starting to sober up and you realize you are in a large metal maze which would be pitch black if not for your trusty lantern. You hear the sound of a rampaging metal monster and you prepare your gun. You are in the world of BerZork!!
Posted December 22, 2011
I...attack the darkness!
Posted December 25, 2011
You are reading a thread that had much promise, but is now dead. What do you do?
Posted December 25, 2011
Write a post without having read any of the previous ones, not even the original post.
Posted January 18, 2012
Are there any interactive storytellers in the room?
Posted January 18, 2012
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MoP: Are there any interactive storytellers in the room?
???
Posted January 18, 2012
Someone needs to revive this text-adventure-thread-with-much-promise!
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