Noticing that the pie has no price next to it, you inquire about it to the waiter. He wants 5 entire dkons for it! Bogus.

Don't you dare die on me now!

You scream curses at the bastard, making a scene as you walk out. Strangely, it calms you down and makes you feel better. You walk over to "The Dry Staples and Other Type Necessities General store". Then again, you know that. You already bought that map here.

>Consult Guide about dkons

You search the street for more dkons, surely someone must have dropped a few.

You pullout you're handy dandy Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and look for an entry concerning dkons. Unfortunately, you are not a hitchhiker, as there are no cars, you have no idea what galaxy (or dimension) you are in, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a narrative work of fiction by Douglas Adams... not an encyclopedia. Instead, you decide to consult the PRIMA GAMES Official Guide to "Holy Text Adventure Batman!". You are about to open it and look for answers when you feel a sudden guilt as if you would be spoiling your enjoyment of the game by using the guide, so you pull out your lighter and burn it instead.

Use First Aid Kit on Burnt Hands

>Fold map,put map in pocket

you try to put the map in your pocket but suddenly a man appeares in front of you, exclaiming "Respect my authority!" and takes the map out of your pocket again.

slap the man in the face

Unfortunately, you have no first aid kit. Fortunately, your hands are not burnt. :D
You fold up you map into a convenient little square and stick it right in your pocket. Hooray! Now you don't have to carry around a bigass map like a tourist!

Time for a drink, head to the inn.

You head to the lower level of the inn (which is a pub/bar/thing) to celebrate your excellent map folding skills. Also, you're out of whiskey. you approach the bar and sit down on a stool. The bartender is cleaning a glass. He asks what you want.

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