Give him back 10 dkons and say "buy yourself a good time, father."
Eat the other 10 dkons.

The priest gives you a disgusted look, but accepts the dkons back. You begin to eat the dkons (dkons are large metal coins with about the same diameter as a wifle ball). You get down the 1st one puking a little bit. While attempting to swallow the 2nd one, you begin to choke. Luckily, the priest knows the Heimlich maneuver. and saves you. He kicks you out on the street because you're too much trouble. You have 9 dkons left, one of them being covered in puke and saliva.

Go to diner.

Go to General Store
Buy map

You go to the general store and buy the map. Hooray.
You go to the diner. A pudgy a man with as warm smile welcomes you and asks what you'd like as he sits you in a booth.

club sandwich

Pour whiskey on yourself.
Use lighter on Yourself.

Winning!

Unfortuenately, you have no whiskey as you did not pick it up.

Look around

go back to the building with the whiskey and pick up whiskey

Suprisingly fun to read.. Even if I wasn't just somewhat few beers under my belt.

Taste it thoroughly.

You see man heading off to the west. He is wearing a long, heavy beige trench coat. His left hand is nestled inside of his left pocket while he frantically seems to be in a rush not even noticing or at least caring about your presence upon entering the building. You can't help but also notice that his left pocket seems to be larger than the right one. Perhaps he is carrying an item of some sort.

C:\> What now?

As you amble along the building corridor swinging your cheap whiskey bottle in carless abandon, it's then that you accidentally hit the man in a pedo bear costume. Unbeknownst to your presence the man falls over in a pool of scarlet....you reach for his left pocket.