You look at the large friendly letters on the cover, and your heart rate slows. You begin to calm down. Good, cause you need to think if you are going to get out of here.

Check inventory
check for towel

You search your pockets for a towel, but only come up with a nasty washrag that smells fainly of cat urine. Ew.

Leaf through book

You flip through the pages. You find a slip of paper that shows a crudely drawn doodle of a rule 34'd Arthur Dent and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. Again, ew. But wait! On the back is the number 42. No wait, that isn't any help either.

Look UNDER desk

Oh hey! A bottle of whiskey! Just what you need right now.

Read label on whiskey bottle

The whiskey has a plain white label with a handwritten "Whiskey" scribbled on.

(Oooh, government or welfare whiskey!! OK then not going to drink THAT!)

Open door.

Can you believe it? The door was unlocked the whole time! You open it and light shines on you. You are temporarily blinded before realizing you are in a town. People are staring as they walk by. You are dirty and smell faintly of cat urine.

Pour whiskey on self

Look at town

You look at the town. Now that you think of it, it's barely a village. There are about 5 buildings. One appears to be an appartment complex where the few villagers live. There is also a general store, a diner, an inn for travelers, and a building without a sign. Plus the one you came out of makes 6.

Go to General Store