Well, heres mine, hope you like it!

Good luck everyone!

Ok, here is mine.. :)

47:My father would have given me more presents than you did, Santa!
Santa: I AM your father.
47: NOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooo...... Well, damn.

Here's my attempt :)

Here's mine.. :)

Merry Hitmas!

Here's mine.

I didn't see any rules about making slight modifications the template. If they were implied this entry's invalid. Not a big loss, to be honest :D

My view of the 3 frames:

here is my comic. Spoiler: santa dies... also seinfeld reference included!

Here's mine, hopefully attaching images works again. ;)
[edit: it doesn't]

Here's mine, hope you like it!

Yeah this is awful but at least I tried to be clever, but it's hard with only 3 panels and such a small image(for me anyway)..

47: Santa, your slave labor enterprise is about to come to an end. I've seen what goes on at the North Pole and it disgusts me. Elves working 24/7 in unsafe warehouses just so you can steal all the glory and inflate your ego during the holidays.

Santa: You've caught me, but first I must tell you something. The cloning program? It was sponsored by me. You were designed to be the perfect toymaker and replace the elves. 47, I am your father.

47: Nooooooooooooooooooooo